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#1 Edited by GunslingerPanda (4894 posts) -

Good to hear everything is still garbage. Keeps re-affirming my decision to quit watching was for the best. You should all just quit giving WWE your time and money. Take that $9.99 and buy yourself a delicious deli sandwhich for lunch.

It wasn't all garbage though; the triple threat match was incredible and well worth the 9.99 alongside the weekly episodes of NXT. Even the Royal Rumble match wasn't completely devoid of worth (I really liked Tyson Kidd and Daniel Bryan's interactions there and Wyatt was interesting) it just painted a very bleak picture of the future in which the company treats their fan-base with contempt and apathy.

It's also hilarious that Vince's idea of someone who grabs for the "brass ring" is apparently... Roman Reigns.

#2 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4894 posts) -

Dat triple threat match doe.

I never thought I'd see a bad rumble match.

The Rock was a dick to the interviewer in the post show. Fuck The Rock.

#3 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4894 posts) -

Not that I'm watching Total Divas or anything, but when/why did JoJo get canned?

#4 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4894 posts) -

@gunslingerpanda said:

Disagree with most of you on Itami Vs. Breeze. Breeze dominates the match then loses after Itami just kinda swats at him a little? Those slaps and kicks looked incredibly weak, so I guess Tyler Breeze is even weaker.

My only problem with the match is that Itami needs a finisher. He has used a few different ones but nothing has stuck so far. I understand the one he used last night is supposed to be a devastating kick, but it just ends up looking like a one legged dropkick.

Actually, yeah, that's probably what the match was missing for me. I think you hit it on the head: He doesn't have a big finisher to throw out there.

I'm also announcing my RETURN TO THE PREDICTION THING! PANDACUT IS RUNNING WILD ON THESE MOTHER FUCKERS! I haven't bothered for a while due to many reasons, but if you'll have them here are my predictions:

The New Day vs. Cesaro, Tyson Kidd & Adam Rose - Kickoff 6-Man Tag Team Match

Winners (2 pts): The New Day

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Person who wins the fall (2 pts): Big E

Person who loses the fall (2 pts): Tyson Kidd

The New Age Outlaws vs. The Ascension - Tag Team Match

Winners (2 pts): The Ascension

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Person who wins the fall (2 pts): Connor

Person who loses the fall (2 pts): Billy Gunn

Paige & Natalya vs. The Bella Twins - Tag Team Match

Winners (2 pts): The Bella Twins

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Person who wins the fall (2 pts): Nikki

Person who loses the fall (2 pts): Natalya

WWE Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. The Miz & Damien Mizdow - Tag Team Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Winners (2 pts): The Miz & Damien Sandow

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Person who wins the fall (2 pts): Mizdow

Person who loses the fall (2 pts): Jey

WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena vs. Seth Rollins - Triple Threat Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Winner (2 pts): John Cena

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Person who wins the fall (2 pts): John Cena

Person who loses the fall (2 pts): Seth Rollins

The 2015 Royal Rumble Match

Winner (10 pts): Roman Reigns

Bonus Questions!

Name 3 surprise entrants (Cannot be on the main roster, but can be on NXT) (5 pts/correct prediction): Bubba Ray Dudley, Kevin Nash, Adrian Neville

Name the person with the longest time in the match (5 pts): Roman Reigns

Name the person with the most eliminations (5 pts): Roman Reigns

Name #1, #2 and #30 (5 pts/correct prediction): Roman Reigns, Kane, Rey Mysterio

Apologies for any formatting troubles, I'm drunk as fuck.

#5 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4894 posts) -

Disagree with most of you on Itami Vs. Breeze. Breeze dominates the match then loses after Itami just kinda swats at him a little? Those slaps and kicks looked incredibly weak, so I guess Tyler Breeze is even weaker.

#7 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4894 posts) -

Cool, glad they're making something that sounds a lot more interesting than Life Is Strange looks. Remember Me was great.

#8 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4894 posts) -

Santino's Royal Rumble Lottery Spectacular is about to start!

#9 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4894 posts) -

I've watched Sunny almost daily for the last three years or so. I think I've watched it through maybe fifteen times. It's the best.

Greatest episode is still the Christmas special purely for the couch scene.

#10 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4894 posts) -

I haven't been watching Total Divas all day on WWE Network or anything, but I'm really bummed that the Paige episodes aren't up there.