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    Brad Shoemaker

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    Brad Shoemaker was a senior editor of Giant Bomb from 2008 to 2021, and a former editor for GameSpot. He was the third host of the Giant Bombcast. Voice of an angel.

    Bravo to whoever wrote this.

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    Arkthemaniac

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    #1  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    "Shoemaker's most famous attribute is his voice. It is a deep, sensual voice that can can be heard for miles. His voice has been described as "sexy" and many Giant Bombers believe it to be a mating call. His voice is not only used for attracting females, but it is also the perfect voice for both Video Reviews and the Giant Bombcast. It grabs the attention of both veterans and first-time listeners."

    Wow. Just, wow. Bravo.
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    #2  Edited By Dalai

    I think we know who wrote this... it was Brad Shoemaker.

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    #3  Edited By Demilich

    BiffMcBlumpkin.

    $50.

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    #4  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    Demilich said:
    "BiffMcBlumpkin.

    $50."
    It can't be. This blurb is worth at least 20 points, while he only got 2.
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    The top editor is only 13.... So....

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    #6  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    MasterOfPenguins_Zell said:
    "The top editor is only 13.... So...."
    Must have been a collaborative effort.
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    #7  Edited By clarke0

    I agree. Whoever wrote that should get a medal.

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    Arkthemaniac said:
    "MasterOfPenguins_Zell said:
    "The top editor is only 13.... So...."
    Must have been a collaborative effort."
    Or they were not awarded the 20+ they deserved.
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    #9  Edited By wefwefasdf

    It gave me a laugh when I first read it.

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    #10  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    How the fuck do I have 2 points?

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    #11  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    "How the fuck do I have 2 points?"
    Are you upset that you didn't get enough, or did you not participate in the Wiki page?
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    #12  Edited By jakob187

    You know...I know that I'm totally hetero...but if I was a chick...I'd fuck Brad in a heartbeat...or maybe faster.  I don't know, he's just a rad cat.  

    Brad, I think you are slowly replacing my long-time man crush on Brad Pitt.  lol

    Alright, done with the eerieness of all that.
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    #13  Edited By Black_Rose

    I lol'd so hard at this page

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    #14  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    Arkthemaniac said:
    "BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    "How the fuck do I have 2 points?"
    Are you upset that you didn't get enough, or did you not participate in the Wiki page?"

    I don't know what I did, but once I do I'm going to claim I didn't get enough.
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    #15  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    Black_Rose said:
    "I lol'd so hard at this page"
    • If Brad were to shave his sideburns uneven, the resulting shift in balance would make him incapable of standing up.

    • Really, how could you not?
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    #16  Edited By CactusWolf
    BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    I don't know what I did, but once I do I'm going to claim I didn't get enough."
    Image Uploads?
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    #18  Edited By Epic_Hero7

    That's a 100% accurate statement about the sexyness that is Brad's voice.
    I want my kids to grow up and be just like him.

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    #19  Edited By Mushir

    That is just so full of win.

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    #20  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    wordsgohere said:
    "BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    I don't know what I did, but once I do I'm going to claim I didn't get enough."
    Image Uploads?"

    Ah yes.

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