Hamst3r

 
o hai, i'm generic female avatar!

 
an idea: how about light coming in through the door and the shadow of someone leaving, instead of someone actually in the doorway. It would be a bit more stylish I think.

 
 I only give bodily fluids that are worth money.

Yup.
 
In high school: I broke up with a girl because I decided that our relationship was bad for both of us. I'm not the guy she really wanted and I was tired of her crap. I also stopped being friends with my best friend at the time because he decided he was just going to delete my website one day for whatever reason. Fuck that noise. I mention both of those because they happened all at the same time and were related situations. Bleh.
 
I think that's it.

 
NEVER.
 
I would never buy an article of fake clothing using real money.

 
Is this an exit stage left joke?

" Unless i'm told to get my ass to Mars, i'm not going anywhere. "

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

 
Weapon degradation is a stupid idea.

 
For fucks sake guys, calibrate your monitors. The text is not too dark, it's your monitor that's too dark.