HandsomeDead's forum posts

#1 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

Sell it and invest in a good console.

#2 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

The entire game felt like an homage to the original Gears of War though the use of a chainsaw was such a rip-off of Doom.

#3 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

The suit pretty much killed most of the fear off for me. Like Yahtzee said, how can I care about a guy if he doesn't have a face and doesn't speak? The only time I remember feeling ay kind of fear was when I was running out of breath and it did that horrible choking sound.

#4 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

Should have asked if that's Kush's actual chin. It's a nice chin.

#5 Edited by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

63. Even though human civilization has been destroyed, crops ruined and most animals have mutated into terrible forms, the crickets still chirp exactly how they used to.

#6 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

I was hoping this would lead to an Andrew Dice Clay joke.

#7 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -
May he rest in peace.
#8 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"Arkthemaniac said:
"The fact that you have a MySpace is ugly to me.
Other than that, I couldn't care less about your looks. You seem to be a little vain, though, and you need to get that sorted out.
Hey, I've got a MySpace!!!"
Hey, man. Hey, suit. You're not counterculture enough for Arkthemaniac. I bet you like playing video games with thumbsticks and buttons too, don't you, suit?
#9 Edited by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

56. After the fallout, Malcom McDowell develops a terrible american accent.

#10 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -
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