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I use to not get cavities but then the dentist put sealers on my molars. The sealers started breaking and got all jagged, catching food under them and giving me cavities.

Wait, isn't schmuck yiddish for penis? Penis ATM.....

Hey, they put Ben in a Kingdom Hearts game.

Very disappointed that the guy that use to have a movie website doesn't know his Superman movies. Evil drunk Superman, Richard Pryor and nightmare robot lady were all Superman 3. Superman 4 was the super boring one where he took a sick day because nuclear Superman scratched him.

I regret watching this video thing. Most mornings, as I get ready for work, I have some random song stuck in my head. The day after watching this I had smashmouth stuck in my head. The next day Butterfly Kisses. Then Savage Garden and today it's Creed. I had long ago cleansed my brain of all these terrible songs. Since watching this, I feel like I had the absolute worst Muzak installed in my head.

The first two Xiao Xiao blew my fucking mind back in the day. I wish they played one of those instead of that crappy "Guy" beatemup.

Hooters curly fries are not seasoned. You instead get cheese to dip them in.

Silly question: Can Cap use his shield to block in this game? I honestly can't tell if they made it purely a weapon or if Jan just isn't blocking.

Didn't come here to criticize but I just saw Cap's shitty toss off salute emoji while typing and it pisses me off.

Oh, you enabled cheats AFTER you killed the dragon. Got it.

Watched a little Totally Spies back in the day (probably because it came on after a good cartoon). It was quite possibly the worse show I had ever seen in my life. Painfully bad. Worse than Sailor Moon. Samurai Jack, on the other hand, is great. I had forgotten how great until they released that last season a couple years ago. Amazing show.