Hieronymous

It's really weird that the voice of Ray Liotta isn't coming out of what is clearly his acne-scarred face.

YO, PK. This is the only games site I read, and yeah duh, I trust you, but also: I HAVE NOT ONE FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

The beard is the masculine form of make-up (or, rather, make-up is the feminine form of beard, if you want to be technical).

It augments the shape of one's face, covers up blemishes, and provides highlights of color. Not all men need a beard, but most should consider one. In the event of an especially strong jaw, sideburns are better suited than a full beard. When met with a short neck: try a mustache. A goatee is a weak chin's best friend, and pulls double-duty for a dominant forehead (fivehead).

I believe the last would complement M. Shoemacher's face the best. A short, neat goatee would be best.

Is this a tacit admission that their ps3 ports have been utter shit up to this point? I'm still rankled that You bombers gave a game that was 30% broken (because the ps3 v. was 100% broken) game of the year recognition.

What do you think is the reason to pre-announce this move? Doesn't this hit their bottom line for the next couple months while people wait for the new model to take effect? Or does this suggest just how dire the subscription drop-off was becoming.

Meh, I got enough to play until 2012. Just hope they beat the apocalypse.