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My number is 4124 5879 8461, I went through and added people here and there from the list. Here's everyone that hasn't registered as a friend just yet:
Went through and added the people on the updated list -- I'll check back every couple of days to do the same.
Hoarr: 4124 5879 8461
Going through and adding everyone on the list!
Whaaat.
Why wasn't I ever aware of this theme before this week? Also, this mashup is insane.
I played Luigi's Mansion years after it was released and found it to be quite enjoyable.
That being said, I don't recall anything about the game, but I do remember liking it.
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Put me down for one Luigi Mansion 2 preorder.
I've never been able to stomach Majora's Mask.
Actually, this really isn't Nintendo's fault at all. I was fully set on playing through that game during Christmas break of 2001. I bought the expansion memory pack for my Nintendo 64, and I couldn't wait! As it would turn out, my mom scheduled me to have all of my wisdom teeth removed. I'll put that particular story in the spoiler tags below, but I'll just say that it was a nightmare. The procedure didn't go all that well, and I ended up in my own personal hell for two weeks after it. I still tried to play my Zelda, but the numerous pain medications and nausea kept me from completing it.
To this very day, I STILL cannot play that game without getting queasy. It's weird, mang. Also, here's the detailed story of my botched wisdom teeth removal. Don't read if squeamish:
There I am at seventeen; numb and strapped into a chair while an elder, pear shaped man with a molester mustache shatters my teeth, piece by piece. He would only pause to murmur obscenities under his breath or to wipe the sweat off his greasy brow. I can still vividly recall the feeling of pressure building up in both teeth until the inevitable popping noise to signify victory for my pale skinned torturer. After that, it turns out that my bottom two teeth needed to be surgically removed due to them still being in my gums a bit. This occurred during the same session, and I remember there being LOTS of blood.
I was out of commission for about two weeks straight. No solid food, only mashed taters and water.
@ Chavtheworld - Still new to this site and figuring out all the kinks with it. I just noticed that you can post a blog that ends up in the forums as well -- to me, it didn't make much sense to have this as a blog as I only have 2 followers.
Also, different strokes for different folks. All four of those games appeal directly to the geek inside me.
I'll play around with this place more and do things right in the future.
Favorite Cheap Pick Up
Bioshock 2 - A return to Rapture that wasn’t as terrible as everyone assumed it would be. With better gameplay than the original and a decent multiplayer, I ended up being completely surprised. (Purchased for $12.11) Darksiders - “I got it! Let’s take Kratos and put him into a Legend of Zelda game!” Brilliant! (Purchased for $14.60)
Dante’s Inferno - “I got it! Let’s take Kratos and put him into Dante Alighieri’s Divine Comedy!! Also, make sure to include a boss that excretes mutant babies out of her nipples!!!” (Purchased for $14.06)
My Favorite Cheap Pick Up is…
It’s a strange hodgepodge for sure, but the underlying familiarity is what kept my attention. Find dungeon, acquire the one mega-item inside of it, use said mega-item against boss, get heart piece — wash, rinse, repeat until finished. I’ve been doing this for years in Hyrule, why not try looting an Earth that’s been torn apart by demons and angels during the Apocalypse?
Despite having one or two moments of bullshittery (the never ending Black Tower dungeon, the stupid fetch quest that happens after), I still found myself thoroughly impressed with Darksiders. It’s a goofy game that takes from everything that comes before it but presents it in an entertaining way that merits forgiveness for outright thievery. Best fourteen dollars I spent this year!
Biggest Disappointment
Alpha Protocol - Numerous weapon skill trees, varied storylines depending on dialogue choices, hot-as-fuck sex scenes; it’s Mass Effect with spies!! Also featured, broken gameplay!! Game Room - A legit avenue for arcade emulation that also awards achievement points! Finally, I’ll be able to legally download….Battlantis?? Ahh, hell.
Metroid: Other M - Nintendo has decided to revise the history of one of their most recognizable and respected characters by turning her into a rambling, uninteresting mess. Also, Ridley is a Pokemon. Take THAT, fanboys!
The winner of the Biggest Disappointment award goes to…
To make matters worse, December 22nd saw the release of Venetian Blinds for the Atari 2600 with a full three dollar price tag. I’ll let Atari Age explain to you why this is a bit screwy:
If Microsoft screwing with you isn’t enough, chew on this one for a bit. Every game you download has a system where accomplishing certain goals in it awards you with medals. These medals you earn tie in directly with Game Room’s achievements. If you would want to get the full 1000/1000 achievement points for Game Room, you’d have to spend a minimum of eighty-one dollars to do so.“As the name implies the Venetian Blinds demo isn’t a game, but a demo that simulates a pair of Venetian blinds! The joystick can be used to raise and lower the blinds by pushing up or down. When the blinds are raised a nicely done sunset is visible out the window.”
“Although Activision never made a game out of this demo it didn’t go completely to waste. The sunset was later used in the background of Barnstorming.”
I hope you love playing Jungler and Pitfall II, because I sure as hell don’t.
The "Ahhh, My OCD Hurts!" Award
Mario vs Donkey Kong: Mini-land Mayhem - While not an overly difficult game, my brain’s inability to proceed through the main campaign without collecting every trophy, medal, and high score made this one last longer than it probably should have. This rang true whenever my little sister blazed through the game in two days, something that took myself weeks to accomplish.
Donkey Kong Country Returns - Hidden puzzle pieces. Bonus stages. Collectible K-O-N-G letters. I didn’t think that this one would be that much of an issue until I somehow managed to miss nearly every item on level 3. It would be torture if this game wasn’t so blasted fun to play.
Just Cause 2 - Various missions to undertake, numerous side-tasks to complete, vehicle races, destructible environments, and hidden collectibles? Sounds pretty standard for an open world action-adventure game. Wait…the world is over 1,000 square miles? Gaaa-huuuh??
The winner of the “Ahhh, My OCD Hurts!” award is…
With the ungodly amount of tasks to complete, I found the perfect game to satiate my late-night cravings of gaming. Sometimes the cravings would have me play for hours, sometimes only for minutes. Regardless of how much time was spent overall, I always managed to accomplish some sort of goal I set out for myself, and in the end, got one more notch closer to getting a 100 percent complete (which I’m STILL working at).
Whenever I die and get past the pearly gates that lead into Heaven, I don’t hope that I’m shown a book that has all the answers to the universe in it. I want a book that handles the statistics of things I’ve done on Earth in the same manner as Just Cause 2 does.
Favorite Downloadable Title
Scott Pilgrim vs The World: The Game - A neat little throwback to the brawlers of yesteryear thankfully not featuring a pixilated Michael Cera.Dead Rising 2: Case Zero - Paid demo of taste-test of Dead Rising 2? Either way, there was something magical about making Zombie’s First Drill Bucket.
Cave Story - Guess what, the WiiWare actually has some amazing things on it! It’s a shame that it seems like nobody seems to care about it though.
Pac-Man Championship Edition DX - In 2010, who knew that Pac-Man could somehow being reinvented into something that feels familiar AND brand new. Two words: ghost train.
My winner of the Favorite Downloadable Title award is…
Since Thanksgiving, one of my brothers and I have been battling it out over who can get the best ranking in the Manhattan level. I was pretty proud of the 137th ranking (in the world) I managed to get one amazing afternoon, until I received a message that he managed to best me. His ranking?
3rd place.
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Oh yeah, Pac-Man Championship Edition DX has bullet time in it. How strangely awesome is that?
Most Anticipated of 2011
Mass Effect 3 - The thrilling conclusion of the adventures of Commander Shepard and another entry in what could be the best sci-fi video game series of all time. No other series to date has appealed to my geek side so much as to force me to read several novels that expanded the universe further than what is found in the games. (Release date Holiday 2011)Mortal Kombat - The reboot of the famous fighting series promises a return-to-form. Early glances at gameplay and fatalities managed to pique the interest of my inner fourteen year old self who loves over-the-top gore in his games ESPECIALLY when undead ninjas are involved. (Release date April 2011)
Batman: Arkham City - It’s the goddamn Batman. What else needs to be said? Catwoman, Two-Face, The Joker — c’mon, now. (Release date Fall 2011)
Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Even though the hype train has been rolling for this one for a while, I still get excited with every new character reveal. With Capcom already polling their fanbase on which characters they’d most like to see in the fighter, I absolutely squeal at the possible inclusion of a second stringers like Dr. Strange or Skullomania. (Release date February 15, 2011)
My Most Anticipated of 2011 is…
That being said, I usually tend to purchase any game featuring Marvel characters including the terrible ones (Iron-Man and X-O Manowar in Heavy Metal anyone?). With this one seemingly being handled by competent, skilled geeks, I know that it’ll be a day-one purchase for me.
Also, I absolutely cannot wait for my M.O.D.O.K., M.O.D.O.K., M.O.D.O.K. team to start ripping apart bitches online.
Game of the Year 2010
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - This reboot seemed to divide the fanatics who drool over every adventure featuring the “Vampire Killer”. Several seemed to claim that it wasn’t “Castlevanian” enough, I say that Mercury Steam crafted an adventure that does a beautiful job at introducing players into the new world in which the Belmonts and the Draculas reside. Plus, that ending…UNF!
Gimme more.
Fallout: New Vegas - You’d think that my fill of roaming an apocalyptic desert would have been filled by the seventy-seven hours spent in Fallout 3. Hell, I thought the same as well! Turns out, the Mojave Wasteland managed to hold me captive for another fifty hours due to it’s own unique dangers and style. Plus, watching people explode in teeny-bits from your revolver NEVER gets old.
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Straight up 3D platforming wrapped in a sugary-sweet shell that appeals to everyone. A fantastic reminder at why Nintendo is still the best at what they do.
Mass Effect 2 - As much as I hate using this word, I cannot come up with anything else that describes it — EPIC. The history and lore of this world is completely overwhelming in its detail. The characters you meet and end up recruiting are not only memorable, but full of lush backstories that can cause contempt or favoritism among the player. Personally, I liked having Jacob on every mission as I admired his demeanor and enjoyed the talks I had with him.
Plus, the dude looks just like Kanye West. Nobody wouldn’t be stupid enough to fuck with Space Kanye.
My own personal Game of the Year 2010 award goes to…
Fear and regret.
Facing a Giant Radscorpion for the first time ended up shooting a powerful spark of terror down my spine, similar to the feeling you get right before avoiding a car collision. Killing these things were a cakewalk in Fallout 3, so I had no reason to avoid taking them head on. Whenever I discovered that my most powerful weapons didn’t even scratch the creature’s exoskeleton, I employed with the “running backwards while shooting” method of retreat. Getting snagged on a cliffwall and realizing that my virtual life was about to come to an end due to the stinger of this mutant monstrosity caused that aforementioned moment of panic — it made me love the game even more.
Regret wouldn't show up until late in my travels in the Wastleand. While making my second trip to REPCONN Headquarters for extensive looting (my lockpick skill was now 100), I came upon the desecrated corpse of Raul the Ghoul. He was ripped apart by the security robots on my first visit, and I ended up feeling slightly sad for the guy whenever I came across his lifeless body in the wreckage. It was at this moment that I realized that every single one of my companions at that point ended up biting the dust when traveling with me:
- Boone was torn into shreds by a pack of Night Stalkers after I commanded him to use melee attacks only.
- Veronica was surrounded by a group of Cazadors and stung to death while I ran like hell.
- Arcade Gannon was a pussy that couldn't even handle a Legendary Deathclaw.
Everyone of these deaths all had a common thread amongst them. They all happened due to my own negligence or greed for glory. If I planned things better Raul would still be alive. If I wasn't jealous over Boone sniping every damn thing within a mile before I could, he'd still be annoying AND alive. This feeling of remorse would return during the Fallout: New Vegas end game credits. Reading about the needless demises of my companions along with glimpses of possible outcomes if they survived made me want to start over again from the beginning. These people deserve a better me, and I'm dammit going to give it to them!
Then, I realized I had gotten every achievement and sunken in seventy-something hours already. Sorry guys, looks like I'll just watch your "happy" endings on YouTube.
Fallout: New Vegas -- my favorite game of the year.
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What a fun little title. I played Case Zero all the way to 200 points but haven't bit the bullet on getting the actual Dead Rising 2. These bite-sized portions of zombie killing are good enough.
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