Shadowy Cabal Podcast - Episode 6 - Beat the Cold War Dragon

I was on a podcast with Gary Coleman & a Mogwai. 

 
     
Hey. This is a podcast, sometimes we talk about video games. This week it's host Jazzpap,TurboManDeadgloveHS21& guest Fwylo. The video game talk is 48 minutes in if you'd like to just skip to that part. Otherwise listen to us ramble on about Gary Coleman, secret Nazi plans to unearth a dormant dragon and Darth Maul kick flips, etc. 
  
 
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Edited by HS21

I was on a podcast with Gary Coleman & a Mogwai. 

 
     
Hey. This is a podcast, sometimes we talk about video games. This week it's host Jazzpap,TurboManDeadgloveHS21& guest Fwylo. The video game talk is 48 minutes in if you'd like to just skip to that part. Otherwise listen to us ramble on about Gary Coleman, secret Nazi plans to unearth a dormant dragon and Darth Maul kick flips, etc. 
  
 
  Link. 
 

 

Vidya Games 

 

 
Right Click --> Save As to download.
Posted by Yummylee

WHO KEEPS GARGLING ON YOUR PODCAST???...Dammit, too late!

Posted by HS21
@Abyssfull: I read this first before I read your wall post. That was confusing. Next time man! Timezones are a bitch. 
Posted by Red12b

yes, hello, question, so you can confirm you are the devil in a meathook? please thank you 

Posted by FCKSNAP

AWRIGHT LET'S FUCK THIS JOINT UP 
 

 HS21 & Jazz argue the quality of Killzone 2's ending    

lemme guess; HS pro, Jazz against?
Posted by Red12b

that is a scary picture of coleman 
 
twilight is one of the worst things to happen to women since suffrage... 

Edited by Red12b

Now it's the story of when Jazz masturbated to glee clips on youtube. . . Questions!  
 
wee-wee, weenie, pee-pee, weiner, ding dong, mini twinkie, winky, the thing, male member, male organ, johnson, john thomas, wilson, willy, stick, schlong, dick, wang, dong, choad, pecker, prick, hog, cock, pud, urinary path, package, baby maker, one-eyed trouser snake, tally-whacker, heat-seeking love missile, beef bayonet, wedding tackle, pork sword, little soldier, baloney poney, my little pony, my other head, power drill, magic wand, joystick, jack hammer, frankfurter, Captain Winkie, summer sausage, jack-in-the-box, bread in the basket, long john silver, GodZilla    

Posted by FCKSNAP

I like the idea of having a thousand dollars to spend at costco. I would totally just buy those little buggies though.

Posted by dudeglove

Well at least I got a look-in this week.

Posted by Jazz
@Snapstacle said:
" AWRIGHT LET'S FUCK THIS JOINT UP 
 

 HS21 & Jazz argue the quality of Killzone 2's ending    

lemme guess; HS pro, Jazz against? "
bad guess 
 
HS, It's Crescent Pale Mist, not Sierra Mist...but I'm sure you knew that.
Posted by FCKSNAP
@Jazz: *GASP* I'll get to that part soon. It's usually HS liking something and everyone else being down on it.
Posted by Red12b
Posted by Sweep

Fwylo is still alive? I thought he got eaten by wolves!

Moderator
Posted by Red12b

the song on the end is awesome, what is it? 

Posted by dudeglove
@Red12b said:

" the song on the end is awesome, what is it?  "

  
Edited by Jazz
@Snapstacle said:

" @Jazz: *GASP* I'll get to that part soon. It's usually HS liking something and everyone else being down on it. "

Really? I..never noticed that. 
.. 
 
CONSPIRACY! 
 
@Red12b said:
" http://www.giantbomb.com/guerrilla-games/65-2392/   Dutch company   Also, Ass ass ins creed looks like it's going to be sweet,   "
Ah. Whoops. Thanks for correcting that.
Edited by TurboMan

Bojangles: 
  

   
 
Why Vampires are good at baseball: 
 
  
 
 

Posted by Jazz

     and werewolves and basketball

  So what are zombies good at? Water Polo?
Posted by TurboMan

Football? 

Posted by HS21
@Snapstacle said:
" I like the idea of having a thousand dollars to spend at costco. I would totally just buy those little buggies though. "
Right? Right!? 
 
@Jazz: They sound so similar, also I kind of just wanted to post the damn thing instead of finding that part of the conversation. I had to upload this twice because I accidentally closed the tab when it finished uploading the first time -_- 
 
@Sweep: He was actually raised by a high school wolf pack. 
 
@TurboMan: That Bojangles commercial could be a great set up for a Bojangles themed porno. 
 
Also, zombies are good at Dance Central: 
 
Edited by Jazz
@HS21 said:

" @Snapstacle said:

" I like the idea of having a thousand dollars to spend at costco. I would totally just buy those little buggies though. "
Right? Right!? 
 
@Jazz: They sound so similar, also I kind of just wanted to post the damn thing instead of finding that part of the conversation. I had to upload this twice because I accidentally closed the tab when it finished uploading the first time -_- 
 
@Sweep: He was actually raised by a high school wolf pack. 
 
@TurboMan: That Bojangles commercial could be a great set up for a Bojangles themed porno. 
 
Also, zombies are good at Dance Central: 
 
"
everything devolves into a porno for you 
 
edit: and it's mutants that are good at American Football...they had their own league and everything
Posted by ZombiePie

Why in the world would you put the questions segment in the beginning? All of you are backwards!

Moderator
Posted by Dalai

So which one is Gary Coleman? I can't tell anymore.

Posted by Jazz
@ZombiePie said:
" Why in the world would you put the questions segment in the beginning? All of you are backwards! "
I was more worried about the goodbye segment in the middle...but that is a valid concern. 
HS had been sniffing some of his beloved Vicks again..his drug of choice, thats why up is down and yesterday is tomorrow.
Posted by HS21
@Jazz said:
" @ZombiePie said:
" Why in the world would you put the questions segment in the beginning? All of you are backwards! "
I was more worried about the goodbye segment in the middle...but that is a valid concern. HS had been sniffing some of his beloved Vicks again..his drug of choice, thats why up is down and yesterday is tomorrow. "
I put the video game talk at the second half because video games suck and everyone here knows it.  
  
@Dalai: The one who programs the computers that run your water treatment plan. Also he's in my fight club. We're going to bring down your drinking water bitches! 
Posted by FCKSNAP
@HS21 said:
" @Dalai: The one who programs the computers that run your water treatment plan. Also he's in my fight club. We're going to bring down your drinking water bitches!  "
Fuck that water. I want to wipe my ass with the Mona Lisa and throw it in that water.
Posted by TurboMan
@Dalai said:
" So which one is Gary Coleman? I can't tell anymore. "
well, if you're talking about current day Gary Coleman instead of Gary Coleman in his prime, he's the one that looks like a skeleton... 
 
because he's dead
Posted by HS21
@Snapstacle: Gonna wipe that smile off her face? Someone already got her eye brows. Really, look that shit up. 
 
@TurboMan: Because he's de...damn it!
Posted by Claude

In 1999, I was 34. Babies... the lot of you. Oblivion, I had a house in Cheydinhal. It held all of my great trinkets from the early part of the game. I sometimes would run out of my house and into the water while hanging out in Cheydinhal. There was this one spot with a nice height, I would jump and dive in and do it again. I miss that game. I picked flowers too.
 
Great show, listened to the whole goddamned thing.

Posted by HS21
@Claude said:
" In 1999, I was 34. Babies... the lot of you. Oblivion, I had a house in Cheydinhal. It held all of my great trinkets from the early part of the game. I sometimes would run out of my house and into the water while hanging out in Cheydinhal. There was this one spot with a nice height, I would jump and dive in and do it again. I miss that game. I picked flowers too.  Great show, listened to the whole goddamned thing. "
Fuckin' A Claude, that's awesome. You version of Oblivion sounds way more picturesque compared to mine, what with all the portals to hell I never bothered to close.
Posted by FunExplosions

My favorite part. 
 
Jazz: "I had to read like 3 to 4 books a week." 
FWLO: "Uhhhh... that's a lot of book."

Posted by Jazz
@TurboMan said:
" @Dalai said:
" So which one is Gary Coleman? I can't tell anymore. "
well, if you're talking about current day Gary Coleman instead of Gary Coleman in his prime, he's the one that looks like a skeleton... 
 
because he's dead "
no..because 
He's already deadI 
BOOM
Posted by HS21
@Jazz:  You get your silly game yet?

@FunExplosions:  Pretty good, but I'll raise you Jazz's exasperated sighs followed by a "Fuck off" to cap off the podcast.  
  
Posted by Jazz
@HS21 said:
" @Jazz:  You get your silly game yet?

@FunExplosions:  Pretty good, but I'll raise you Jazz's exasperated sighs followed by a "Fuck off" to cap off the podcast.     "
NO 
 
FUCK OFF
Posted by fwylo
@Sweep said:
" Fwylo is still alive? I thought he got eaten by wolves! "
ALIVE AND KICKIN. 
 
Apparently this went up without my knowledge.  But yes, good times... 
Fucking Moscow.
Posted by Jazz
@fwylo said:
" @Sweep said:
" Fwylo is still alive? I thought he got eaten by wolves! "
ALIVE AND KICKIN.  Apparently this went up without my knowledge.  But yes, good times... Fucking Moscow. "
you're telling me. 
Posted by fwylo
@Jazz: I've been playing current games finally so if I get invited again I'll actually have something relevant to talk about I promise.
Edited by Jazz
@fwylo said:

" @Jazz: I've been playing current games finally so if I get invited again I'll actually have something relevant to talk about I promise. "

Dude, no...it was awesome talking about old stuff. 
Everyone plays the new stuff....no one plays the old stuff..know what I'm saying? 
GIMMIE A BEAT 
  
Posted by dudeglove
@fwylo said:
" @Jazz: I've been playing current games finally so if I get invited again I'll actually have something relevant to talk about I promise. "
Wait, what? People get invited to this shit? I thought we just turned up.
Posted by fwylo
@dudeglove said:
" @fwylo said:
" @Jazz: I've been playing current games finally so if I get invited again I'll actually have something relevant to talk about I promise. "
Wait, what? People get invited to this shit? I thought we just turned up. "
Oh is that what I've been doing wrong this whole time then.  I've been waiting for an invite... 
 
So I just have to be on my computer around noon on saturdays to get on this thing. Awesome.
Posted by dudeglove
@fwylo said:
" @dudeglove said:
" @fwylo said:
" @Jazz: I've been playing current games finally so if I get invited again I'll actually have something relevant to talk about I promise. "
Wait, what? People get invited to this shit? I thought we just turned up. "
Oh is that what I've been doing wrong this whole time then.  I've been waiting for an invite...  So I just have to be on my computer around noon on saturdays to get on this thing. Awesome. "
That's pretty much how it kicked off the first time. I was skyping HS21's ass, and then Turbo and Jazz turned up. The rest is history (something we might probably want to forget further down the line).
Posted by Jazz
@dudeglove said:
" @fwylo said:
" @dudeglove said:
" @fwylo said:
" @Jazz: I've been playing current games finally so if I get invited again I'll actually have something relevant to talk about I promise. "
Wait, what? People get invited to this shit? I thought we just turned up. "
Oh is that what I've been doing wrong this whole time then.  I've been waiting for an invite...  So I just have to be on my computer around noon on saturdays to get on this thing. Awesome. "
That's pretty much how it kicked off the first time. I was skyping HS21's ass, and then Turbo and Jazz turned up. The rest is history (something we might probably want to forget further down the line). "
I distinctly remember you shouting at me to get on skype......and then you stayed on Skype for 3 weeks nonstop talking to HS about life. the universe and redheads. 
This cannot be good for you complexion.