Sometimes I'm a team player.
By HS21 32 Comments
When met with a situation that requires a team to tackle it, I know who to call.
1. Vinny Caravella:
When the team is out doing batshit insane things, we need someone to film and edit it. With years of experience covering wars all over the world from as early as the 1940's, Vinny Caravella makes us look good.
2. A Vuvuzela Player:
Some teams employ the use of a team member's musical expertise as a tool to raise morale. We don't. Our vuvuzela player Hank will use his horn blowing abilities to confuse and disorient opposing forces allowing the rest of us to proceed with minimal interference.
3. The Cougar from Red Dead Redemption:
When stealth is absolutely necessary, we send in the cougar. Swift and lethal, cougar will make short work of any patrols or sentries allowing us to complete the mission without detection. By the time an enemy realizes cougar is coming for him, it's already too late.
4. A Vindictive Helicopter From Any Game Ever :
Our number one means of transportation. It's firepower and speed make it ideal for hit and run operations.
5. Big Ass Ramp :
When our helicopter eventually gets shot down by those pesky RPG's we turn to a land vehicle. However the team will need a big ass ramp to jump off of as a large fireball of death and destruction erupts behind us in slow motion.
Team's closing credits song : http://www.playlist.com/playlist/additem/260431377