You:  Sup, I'm 8.
Stranger: sup! I'm 7
You: Don't even lie to me.
You: I'm so over that.
Stranger: I aint lying
Stranger: I so aint :D
You: Listen, you child impostor. It does not sit well with me at all that you try to pass yourself off as someone younger than they really are in a vain attempt at "connecting" with someone my age.
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

Stranger: Horny?  
 You: Very 
 Stranger: Cyber on msn? 
 You: Show me a pic first 
 Stranger: Don't have one but I wanna be fucked 
 You: Listen, I'm 8. I'm not about to engage in sexual relations online with someone I've never even seen before. 
You: Try that shit on a 13 year old, alright?
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.   
 
 
 Stranger: hey 19 m here..wanna see me cum on web cam? 
 You: Ignoring the fact that I am but 8 years of age and have yet to develop a sexual appetite, especially not for things as devious as this, but you're a stranger on the internet for Christ sake.
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

Stranger:  21m here  

 You:  8 year old male here.  

 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  Heyyy

You:  Hello stranger, I hope you're in a better mood than I'm in right now.

Stranger:  I love dick

Stranger:  so yes

You:  That's a bit graphic for my age, but alright.

Stranger:  are you under 18?

You:  Will you stop talking to me if I am?

Stranger:  that probably means yes

You:  Listen, I'm really mature for my age.

Stranger:  that's what they all say

Stranger:  and middle school kids are having sex now, so i'm sure that wasn't too graphic for you

You:  When I'm in middle school, maybe I too will partake in sexual intercourse.

Stranger:  haaaaa, so you're trying to tell me you are in elementary? right

You:  I'll have you know that I read at a ninth grade level.

Stranger:  mhmm, it is possible but i'm not buying it

You:  I'm not selling anything. I'm just looking for good conversation to go with my cigar and glass of brandy.

Stranger:  why are you in a bad mood?

You:  Well, it's relevant to the topic we're discussing actually. People here are constantly asking me for my asl. And when I tell them that I'm 8, they immediately disconnect on me. It's proving to be quite hard to make friends here.

Your conversational partner has disconnected. 

 You:  My life sucks.

Stranger:  mine too

Stranger:  boring and sad

You:  What's wrong with your life?

Stranger:  it isn't going anywhere..

You:  Why not?

Stranger:  same old crap all the time, i feel like i need to get away from here..

You:  Why don't you do that?

Stranger:  i can't just leave...where would i stay...where would i go?

You:  Life should be an adventure. Take risks.

Stranger:  so i'm suppose to live on the streets...?

You:  I don't know, all I know is that I'd trade places with you anyday.

Stranger:  what? whats wrong with your life?

You:  My former best friend Robbie stole my slingshot. He told me that if I tell my parents, that I'd be a tattletale, and that the punishment for tattling is banishment from the tree house (Which I helped build!). It freakin' SUCKS to be 8, I can't do anything.

Stranger:  wtf

Stranger:  are you fucking serious right now?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wait, you're 8?

*unfollow*

"

Wait, you're 8?

*unfollow*

"

Why can't you be serious? Try it... you might like it.

" Why can't you be serious? Try it... you might like it. "

 My former best friend Robbie stole my slingshot. He told me that if I tell my parents, that I'd be a tattletale, and that the punishment for tattling is banishment from the tree house (Which I helped build!). It freakin' SUCKS to be 8, I can't do anything.     
 Well, it's relevant to the topic we're discussing actually. People here are constantly asking me for my asl. And when I tell them that I'm 8, they immediately disconnect on me. It's proving to be quite hard to make friends here.  

Man, those last two are great.

Where do you find these people?

" Where do you find these people? "

" @Sweep said:

" Where do you find these people? "

The internet's a hell of a place. I mean, cocaine is a hell of a...oh never mind.  "

I LOVE OMEGLE

" Why can't you be serious? Try it... you might like it. "

" @Claude said:

" Why can't you be serious? Try it... you might like it. "

Why would he do that? This was funny. "

This is fucking fantastic.

I remember you were kinda funny once.

" Of this post, exactly which parts are in reference to either DuckTales, Shimano Xtreme Fishing, or Mexican Motor Mafia? "

...I fucking love you...that's all.

" ...I fucking love you...that's all. "

That last one was the best!

I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever. 

" I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever.  "

" @jorbear said:

" I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever.  "

If you use it too much it fucks with your head. Like the ring. "

" @HS21 said:

" @jorbear said:

" I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever.  "

If you use it too much it fucks with your head. Like the ring. "

Now, this is just a theory, but perhaps the Ring was some sort of conduit for Frodo to use Omegle. Just sayin'. "

" @jorbear said:

" @HS21 said:

" @jorbear said:

" I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever.  "

If you use it too much it fucks with your head. Like the ring. "

Now, this is just a theory, but perhaps the Ring was some sort of conduit for Frodo to use Omegle. Just sayin'. "

Reading the responses in Infamous' omegle blog. Please god don't rat out my 5-6 Omegle blogs to the blog police on Giant Bomb! "

" @HS21 said:

" @jorbear said:

" @HS21 said:

" @jorbear said:

" I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever.  "

If you use it too much it fucks with your head. Like the ring. "

Now, this is just a theory, but perhaps the Ring was some sort of conduit for Frodo to use Omegle. Just sayin'. "

Reading the responses in Infamous' omegle blog. Please god don't rat out my 5-6 Omegle blogs to the blog police on Giant Bomb! "

I would never. I love these. I hate the haters though. So I will fight them wherever they may be.  "

Stranger: do you want to role play with me?

You: I ain't into that.

Stranger: not even if i were to reveal that i'm 14 and a boy?

You: Doesn't every one wanna fuck a kid these days? I mean big league Hollywood directors are doing it.

Stranger: i almost got a woman's five year old son for free, i didn't take her up on it because she refused to show me a picture of her kid with or without a diaper and then refused to give me his measurements. and then she had the gall to lie to me about his sexual experiences.

Stranger: it would have been nice, having a five year old i could mold into my diaper sex slave, but if his dick or ass were too small then i couldn't really enjoy him now could i? and then she wouldn't tell me what he tasted like so that was out of the question too.

You: Meh, you can always buy a kid from the third-world.

Stranger: i already tried that, eight year old argentina boy. really pretty, but he had the ass of a clam. just way too small and i couldn't even get my head in. to make matters worse he had the dick of a chestnut. so, i roasted him whole. but he tasted terrible, way too stringy. such a waste.

Stranger: that boy cost me fifty dollars, too 

 This somehow reminded me of you.