@MrKlorox: It is -awesome- that LoL's reporting and tribunal processes give your strategy 100% odds of a banning.
Well, flip it around. Why should 4 other people be obliged to spend 30 minutes to an hour of their time teaching you how to play the game?
They don't have to teach that person how to play. They also don't have to act like vulgar children either. Its not one or the other.
Well, if I go into a game with the intent of learning rudimentary systems or a champ, then I am conscripting the other players on my team into a tutorial scrim. IMO queuing up for normals shouldn't imply tacit consent to having my time used by someone else for their own purposes.
So long as you're not being a dick then that's gravy.