Bad Motherfuckers
The baddest people who fuck mothers. Not in the literal sense of course. They philosophically fuck them. Don't take this seriously.
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1. Kanji Tatsumi
Get Bent!
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2. Hwoarang
The last thing you'll see is his awesome pants as he kicks you in the face!
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3. Fenris
Puts his fists in dudes and rips shit out!
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4. Vincent Valentine
BLACK HAIR RED TRENCHCOAT TURNS INTO MONSTERS SAYS CRYPTIC THINGS! LUCRECIA!
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5. Victor Sullivan
Cigar
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6. Marisa
SCHING! BWANG! BWANG! BWANG! BWANG! BWANG! Pat.
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7. Akuma
The japanese symbol on his back actually means Bad Motherfucker. Not a lot of people know that. You're Welcome.
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8. Scorpion
HIS FACE IS A SKULL THAT BREATHES FIRE!
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9. Persona 3 Protagonist
*Shoot's self in head just to see what happens* *Lives*
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10. Beat
Uses skateboard to fuck people up!
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11. Blaziken
In battle, Blaziken blows out intense flames from its wrists and attacks the foe courageously. The stronger the foes, the more intensely this Pokémon's wrists burn.
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12. Magus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfCV1bVOiGc
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13. Metal Mario
He's so fucking metal.
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14. Riku
That feathered light purple hair is enough to make a grown man weep in envy!
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15. Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
What's better than a lethal blade that shoots out of your wrist into the enemy's throat? Two lethal blades that shoot out of your wrist into the enemies' throats!
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16. Grunt
DINOSAURS WITH NUKES!
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17. Kazuya Mishima
After his father throws him off a cliff he becomes THE DEVIL to get his revenge!
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18. Sten
No.
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19. Albert Wesker
He wears sunglasses inside at midnight on a rainy day!
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20. Sabin Rene Figaro
He will suplex the fuck out of this train if you don't shut up right now!
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21. Sergeant Cross
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNnq7kUXuJ4
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22. Knuckles
He's named after his fists!
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23. Groose
He's got the slickest pompadour in town. Jealous?
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24. Glenn
He's got a scar on his cheek and uses 2 swords!
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25. Alucard
He's a vampire that kills vampires! THAT'S A DOUBLE VAMPIRE!
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26. Darunia
Oh! Oh-oh! C'mon! Come on! Come on! Come on! HOT!! What a hot beat! WHOOOOAH! YEEEEAH! YAHOOO!
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27. Chie Satonaka
Aha, is this our chance... TO FUCK SHIT UP!?
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28. Rei
He's a fucking weretiger!
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29. Wander
Doesn't give a shit
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30. Marth
Who the fuck are you?!
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31. Wolverine
Listen bub, I'm the only Bad Motherfucker around here! A very special entry because he manages to be Canadian at the same time.
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32. Bayonetta
Her clothing is made of her hair. Your argument is irrelevant.
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33. Lanky Kong
Yeah he spits grapes at you WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT LIL BOY!?
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34. Rucks
The Bad Motherfucker in his voice put's all the other Bad Motherfucker's voices to shame.
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35. Solid Snake
*Repeats above entry but with a question mark at the end*
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36. Harley Quinn
Bitch
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37. Goro
He can choke you and pummel you at the same time!
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38. Adventure Core
He's got a black belt in belt making!
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39. Heihachi Mishima
Mustache. Pimp Jacket. Grizzly Bodyguard.
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40. Zangief
Chest hair beyond belief!
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41. Astaroth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2lqhMGnCeo
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42. Juliet Starling
Cuts off boyfriends head and carries it on her miniskirt. True Love.
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43. Barret Wallace
His hand is a gun. Your hand is a hand. That makes you a fucking idiot.
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44. Marcus Fenix
He's so bad he doesn't even need any goddamn ankles!
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45. Auron
Be it holy ground, the innards of a world destroying monster, or the deck of an airship, Auron's got booze and a giant sword with him.
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46. Asuka Kazama
The only genuine entry on this list.
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47. Bad Girl
I'm judging you for reading this just as much as you're judging me for writing it.
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48. Tohru Adachi
I'm the black power ranger... bitches.
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49. Gau
GAAAAAOUUUUUUUUUUU!
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50. Zell Dincht
Only people who beat the shit out of the air as often as Zell are Bad enough to get a face tattoo.
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51. Amarant Coral
Red Dreadlocks and he's still on this list? That must be one Bad Motherfucker.
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52. Lumi
SHE WAS BORN IN THE INTERNET. Where were you born? New Hampshire? Get the fuck out of here.
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53. Garr
Is he a demon? A Gargoyle? A Dragon? A Dinosaur? ALL OF THESE THINGS PUT HIM ON THIS LIST.
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54. Shigeru Miyamoto
http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2010/100120-long-neck.jpg
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55. Zoey
It takes a bad motherfucker to shoot your zombie pilot crash land and still maintain such a perfect pony tail.
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56. Bowser
HE THROWS YOU AT ENEMIES TO HURT ENEMIES! YOU ARE THE ENEMY! BOWSER IS THE ENEMY! EVERYONE IS THE ENEMY!
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57. Isaac Clarke
It takes a Bad Motherfucker to be violently murdered over and over again and keep trying. AND THEN TO STAB YOURSELF IN THE EYE FOR SCIENCE.
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58. Cave Johnson
In the smoldering wreckage of your home you find but one thing, a perfectly round, plump, bright yellow lemon.
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59. Big Daddy
What kind of Bad Motherfucker could make you afraid to hear Mr Bubbles? This kind!
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60. Samus Aran
It doesn't matter how bright orange her suit is when one of her missiles is EXPLODING YOUR HEAD!
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61. Alice Liddell
She's got a bloody knife and issues. Just walk the other way.
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62. Zack Fair
He used a giant sword and he hit that before Cloud ever even had a chance!
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63. Mewtwo
What the fuck do you think your gonna do!?
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64. Ike
He kicks so much ass that he doesn't need to bother with things like "Personality" that would just weigh him down.
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65. The Kid
Would you like to be set on fire and then blown up? Cause The Kid will be happy to oblige.
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66. Jonny Ariga
Sake. Always Sake.
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67. Lance
FUCKING DRAGONS!!!!!!1`1!!#aetjfgtjdkhsrtgfhsdfyhasetjasdfgwaejulki.hmnrtnaet
Wtf. Aerodactyl cant learn rock slide. Bullshit!
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68. Damon Baird
Pretty easy to be a badass when you got a bunch of friends who have your back. But what if everyone thinks you're a piece of shit? That takes something extra.
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69. Asura
!!!
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70. Squall Leonhart
Master of the ellipses. Maybe he's a lion?
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71. Strider Hiryu
Only a Bad Motherfucker could pull off a bright purple ninja outfit.
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72. Erica Anderson
She has some balls.
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73. Kaim Argonar
Most JRPG protagonists only have to live with 17 years of baggage. Imagine having 1000. Kaim could build a grotesque fortress out of the bodies of his loved ones and enemies.
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74. Doc Brown
HE WAS IN A VIDEO GAME IT COUNTS!!!!
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75. Jak
In the first game he may have been an easy going charming silent protagonist. But in the second game he uses words like "Damn" and wields future guns. Bad. Mother. Fucker.
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76. Vegeta
To walk around with this kind of ego despite being only 4 feet tall (not including hair) takes a man.
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77. Jaffar
Pwih-Pwah! BWANG! BWANG!
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78. Cole MacGrath
Oh whoops, I dropped my LIGHTNING BOLT ON YOUR BRAIN!
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79. Niko Bellic
ILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
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80. John Marston
No one else on this list tied a woman up and left her on train tracks.
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81. Shadow
He'd slit his mama's throat for a nickel.
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82. Falco Lombardi
It takes a man to admit when someone can help you. It takes a bad motherfucker to never acknowledge it and constantly act like a dick about it.
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84. Lupus
THIS DOG HAS FUCKING ROCKET BOOTS AND TURNS INTO A GODDAMN TANK! SOMEONE GIVE HIM A SCOOBY SNACK!
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85. Cyan Garamonde
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz4BGXqnNY4
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86. Ifrit
He's a demon who sets you on fire!
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87. Shaun Hastings
Wait how the hell did he get on here? Shaun I'm going to have to ask you to leave... no... no... stop being a twat... get out.
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88. Gabranth
HE HAS TWO SWORDS WHICH COMBINE TO MAKE A DOUBLE SWORD! BY MY MATH THAT IS EIGHT SWORDS!
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89. Meta Knight
Now you see him. Now you have a sword in your neck.
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90. Meowth
Bitches love meowth.
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91. Nariko
What her hair looks like now, your neck will soon be.
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92. Monkey
HIS SASH LOOKS LIKE A TAIL! Bad Motherfucker.
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93. Reaver
British Sinister. Britishter. Sinistish.
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94. Link
Is that peter pan? No. It's a Bad Motherfucker.
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95. Kirby
D'aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww I just want to hug him.
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