The Blog of Destiny: A Reflection in 5 Parts (Choking Hazard)

ACT I: Motherfucking Devils, Crazy Dancing Bitches, and a Random Picture of a Dude In a Chicken Suit

  
  Yo: the devil?  He's a motherfuckin' liar. 
 
  
  I don't even know what the fuck to say about this.  Seriously.  What? WHAT THE FUCK. 
 
 
This still makes more sense than that last video. 
 

ACT II: What I've been doing <- Serious shit? 

 
I finished watching Band of Brothers on Christmas Eve.  Holy shit.  Just...holy shit, that was an amazing show.  And a perfectly satisfying conclusion. So well directed, so well acted, so well produced, everything about the series was just 100% pitch perfect.  And although not a movie, it's certainly better than any of its WWII movie peers. Currahee! 
 
Also, I recently watched Rocky II and Zodiac.  Rocky II was gangsta, Zodiac, if nothing super special, was an interesting account of the whole story, especially since I live in the Northern Bay Area, his old haunting grounds. 
 
Oh, and I got a new knife for Christmas.  I have a lot of knives. This one has a motherfuckin flashlight on it, and I'm gonna carry it as a backup in case the other two knives I carry somehow don't work, or, in case I ever need a flashlight and don't wanna carry my mini tactical one around. 
 

ACT III: Christmas Bullshit   

Yeah, so what I got for Christmas.  A knife as I previously mentioned, along with a bunch of other shit, but, instead of talking about that, I'm gonna talk about what I got from the community here!  I gave away 100 Humble Indie Bundles to Giantbomb users on Christmas, and in return, some people were nice enough to give me some pictures as gifts in return. 
  
Here's my haul. 
 


That's not all of them, but those are some of my favorites, and what I have the patience to upload. 
 
Thanks for the images all, you gave me some good laughs. 
 
 

ACT IV: Methane-feminines?! 

  
  This kid needs to be slapped.  For Real. 
 

ACT V: A NEW HOPE

 
You've heard that title before?  Nope, I don't think so.  NO YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T. 
 
Anyway, I'm looking forward to 2011.  It's gonna be a big year, for games, and I am super excited about all the great AAA titles that are gonna come out.  And I am also looking forward to another year on Giantbomb's forums.  Hopefully I can give away some more shit, not get suspended anymore, and make a name for myself.  I'M GONNA TAKE OVER THESE FORUMS. 
 
In closing, you're all great, and I'm glad to be part of a good online community like this, even if you are a bunch of fucking mooks sometimes, and I wish I could just slap you all.  But that's not the point.  I love you all.  Well not really.  I like some of you, and hate most of you.  But I'll lie to you to make you feel better.   
 
And, as a shocking revelation for the end of the year: 
 
 
 
 
 
I am not actually Robert De Niro. 
 
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Edited by InfamousBIG

ACT I: Motherfucking Devils, Crazy Dancing Bitches, and a Random Picture of a Dude In a Chicken Suit

  
  Yo: the devil?  He's a motherfuckin' liar. 
 
  
  I don't even know what the fuck to say about this.  Seriously.  What? WHAT THE FUCK. 
 
 
This still makes more sense than that last video. 
 

ACT II: What I've been doing <- Serious shit? 

 
I finished watching Band of Brothers on Christmas Eve.  Holy shit.  Just...holy shit, that was an amazing show.  And a perfectly satisfying conclusion. So well directed, so well acted, so well produced, everything about the series was just 100% pitch perfect.  And although not a movie, it's certainly better than any of its WWII movie peers. Currahee! 
 
Also, I recently watched Rocky II and Zodiac.  Rocky II was gangsta, Zodiac, if nothing super special, was an interesting account of the whole story, especially since I live in the Northern Bay Area, his old haunting grounds. 
 
Oh, and I got a new knife for Christmas.  I have a lot of knives. This one has a motherfuckin flashlight on it, and I'm gonna carry it as a backup in case the other two knives I carry somehow don't work, or, in case I ever need a flashlight and don't wanna carry my mini tactical one around. 
 

ACT III: Christmas Bullshit   

Yeah, so what I got for Christmas.  A knife as I previously mentioned, along with a bunch of other shit, but, instead of talking about that, I'm gonna talk about what I got from the community here!  I gave away 100 Humble Indie Bundles to Giantbomb users on Christmas, and in return, some people were nice enough to give me some pictures as gifts in return. 
  
Here's my haul. 
 


That's not all of them, but those are some of my favorites, and what I have the patience to upload. 
 
Thanks for the images all, you gave me some good laughs. 
 
 

ACT IV: Methane-feminines?! 

  
  This kid needs to be slapped.  For Real. 
 

ACT V: A NEW HOPE

 
You've heard that title before?  Nope, I don't think so.  NO YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T. 
 
Anyway, I'm looking forward to 2011.  It's gonna be a big year, for games, and I am super excited about all the great AAA titles that are gonna come out.  And I am also looking forward to another year on Giantbomb's forums.  Hopefully I can give away some more shit, not get suspended anymore, and make a name for myself.  I'M GONNA TAKE OVER THESE FORUMS. 
 
In closing, you're all great, and I'm glad to be part of a good online community like this, even if you are a bunch of fucking mooks sometimes, and I wish I could just slap you all.  But that's not the point.  I love you all.  Well not really.  I like some of you, and hate most of you.  But I'll lie to you to make you feel better.   
 
And, as a shocking revelation for the end of the year: 
 
 
 
 
 
I am not actually Robert De Niro. 
 
Edited by arab_prince

THAT LAST SENTENCE IS A LIE! 
 
I love you infamous <3 forever and always. Even though you didn't give me an indie pack >.> Exposing me to that mindfuck video makes up for it entirely. I too hope you take over the forums. 
 
<3 
 
ps. I love meth. meth meth meth.

Posted by Claude

I was three sheets to the wind when I took that picture. And thanks again for the Humble Indie Bundle. Machinarium is so fucking cool. I was just about to boot it up again.

Posted by KaosAngel

I'm a fucker and I'm commenting on your blog.

Posted by Video_Game_King

When you spoke of a man in a chicken suit, I thought:
 

Posted by HS21

Yeah, sure Robert.

Posted by FCKSNAP

OH hey! I gave away the Indie Bundle to people I knew in real life. I wrote the URLs on the back of postcards I bought. In other words: I DID IT BETTER YOU FUCKER

Posted by EvilKatarn

I watched Fear and Loathing in Vegas and From Dusk 'till Dawn for christmas. I enjoyed every minute of the last one and it soared to be one of my favourite movies everrrr 
 
Thank you again for the games, man.

Posted by BraveToaster

Word.

Posted by FirePrince

Ah yes, my image, proudly standing there, right in the first place. 
I now feel important.And you should too, because you gave away happiness.

Posted by mylifeforAiur

 The coin brought me here^^
Posted by luce

You nincomfuckinpoop.

Posted by HS21
@Snapstacle said:
" OH hey! I gave away the Indie Bundle to people I knew in real life. I wrote the URLs on the back of postcards I bought. In other words: I DID IT BETTER YOU FUCKER "
Oh sheesh y'all! Also, 6.61
Posted by FCKSNAP
@HS21 said:
" @Snapstacle said:
" OH hey! I gave away the Indie Bundle to people I knew in real life. I wrote the URLs on the back of postcards I bought. In other words: I DID IT BETTER YOU FUCKER "
Oh sheesh y'all! Also, 6.61 "
Where's 6.61 coming from? 
Also, that blog you wrote got taken down be the Illuminaughty, I can feel it.
Posted by HS21
@Snapstacle said:
" @HS21 said:
" @Snapstacle said:
" OH hey! I gave away the Indie Bundle to people I knew in real life. I wrote the URLs on the back of postcards I bought. In other words: I DID IT BETTER YOU FUCKER "
Oh sheesh y'all! Also, 6.61 "
Where's 6.61 coming from? Also, that blog you wrote got taken down be the Illuminaughty, I can feel it. "
That's me beating InfamousBig by a tenth of a second on a level in Super Meat Boy. And no matter how hard he tries he can't top it. Which is fine, we never expected him to anyway. 
Posted by FCKSNAP
@HS21: 
 LOL I GET IT NOW!