So I have had a bit of a shitty week and want to celebrate its ending by talking about dumb shit. So tell me the dumbest shot you can remember doing so we can all laugh about it.
No, I don't drink
Dumbest shot I can remember doing? Everclear. Oh, wait, remember.
OT... well, the first time I ever had sex the bed broke. Which wasn't nearly as cool as it sounds and was due to my drunk friend having jumped on it the night before. So there I was, with a condom-sheathed boner, my girlfriend on the floor, and a busted ass bed to fix. It was just like the movies.
When I was a teenager, I let my then (and very soon to be ex) girlfriend drive my 85 Mustang Convertible 5.0 GT. Which she promptly totaled. On New Year's Day.
I habitually (and actually) at least mumble aloud to myself when I fuck something stupid up "All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ."