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#1 Posted by Iodine (685 posts) -

Sleeping Fantasy

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#2 Edited by Iodine (685 posts) -

I pay a little over $4 a month to get everything. That's a hamburger. Which is a sandwich. I pay a sandwich every month. That's at the full $50 price, even though they have sales on year long memberships.

Guys, a sandwich.

This is the funniest thing I have seen today, thank you sir

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#3 Posted by Iodine (685 posts) -
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#4 Posted by Iodine (685 posts) -

These streams help keep me sane through my mast weeks of school/last weeks without a PC

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#5 Edited by Iodine (685 posts) -
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#6 Posted by Iodine (685 posts) -

@geirr said:

#BIGPLAYS

Oh wait they've done this for a while seemingly.

#LUKEWARMPLAYS

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#7 Posted by Iodine (685 posts) -

@rotnac:

Having actually played this amazing product, everyone appears to be in the game. You play as Han in Chapter 4 where he oddly drives a Challenger and is paired up with Tego (one of the Spanish dudes from Fast and Furious 4 and Fast Five).

The "story" is basically flashbacks of the franchise narrated by the Gina Carano and Eva Mendes characters from the films but definitely not voiced by them. They kind of look like the movie characters though obviously there is no license for said actors.

Anyway the game is terrible but in a really funny way. The first chapter has you driving the flipper cars from Fast and Furious 6 and after I realized you could hit the A button to flip pedestrian vehicles into the sky it got a lot better. The game has no physics engine (or one that is just bad) and I was able to launch vehicles off of the skybox. It was really entertaining.

The "stunt position" of this game made me hit pause and borderline pass out from the lack of oxygen. Your dude rides on top of the car while it is magically pulled alongside an armored car (or tractor trailer). Then you Assassin's Creed style climb on the sides but the animations are so stiff it is just great. You also get a harpoon gun and the aforementioned laser rifle.

I take it back, this game is awesome.

As a note: no one should buy this game but everyone should play it.

Wait, the fast game is amazing for the same reason the fast movies are amazing? YES YES YES

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#8 Posted by Iodine (685 posts) -

Damnit, I still need to finish Fire Emblem.

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#9 Posted by Iodine (685 posts) -

You are histories greatest monster and I love you for that

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#10 Posted by Iodine (685 posts) -

Yes