Characters That Would Be Most Appreciated in a Meat Grinder
Let's just say there are some characters that I can not stand.
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I never use to dislike Peach. Oh no, I thought she was cool, pretty, and all that wonderful jazz when I was younger. In Super Mario RPG, she even fought alongside you, hitting people with frying pans (which, as L4D2 shows, is not only effective, but a hell of a lot of fun). As time has gone on, her submissive, weak side has been highlighted to a greater extent. In the Paper Mario games, her only resourcefulness comes from baking food, sending messages, and flirting with a computer. When she finally got her own game, her powers came from her mood swings. Don't get me wrong, I did like the concept of her rescuing Mario for once, but that doesn't change the fact she had to cry like a sissy in order to do it. She's embarrassing to women.
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HI I'M DAISY!
It's almost as if her brain was placed in the grinder already.
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I should clarify on Sonic: I like him as he is in his first few games, but his personality changed to something incredibly annoying. Sorry Sonic, but this ain't working for me.
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Maybe I'm alone in this, but I just did not like this thing. Useful, no doubt, but the whole amnesia thing with the whole goodness of the heart bit was just one big vomit inducer for me.
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I suppose there's nothing inherently wrong with her that deserves death, no. She talks like a normal NPC usually does, but I can not see how anyone could consciously commit to this particular character as a love interest seeing as she is all stuck up on how flowers get her off. Unless you happen to be a botanist or poison ivy, I don't think this chick would keep anyone's needs fulfilled. If there's one thing worst than bestiality, it's plantiality...or whatever doing unmentionable things to a tulip is called.
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