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1. Kratos
He'd probably just reach across the table, and rip my head off for the orbs.
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2. Master Chief
I can him wearing his helmet during the meal being a real mood killer.
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3. Psycho Mantis
I see you like... mashed potatoes.
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4. Leviathan
I can see him having a large appetite, which would probably include me and other dinner guests.
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5. E-40
Unfortunately, I do not like slumpers, so E-40 and I would be at a lose as to what to talk about during the meal.
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6. 9 Toes
I would prefer not to have a murderous bandit over for dinner. Plus, I have a feeling that his 3 balls would make for inappropriate dinner conversation.
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7. Sephiroth
I can just imagine way to many long dramatic pauses during the meal, punctuated by creepy stares.
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8. Zombie
I'm a pretty tolerant guy, and I don't mean to discriminate, but the undead just make me uncomfortable.
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9. Spy
He's a shifty type. Plus IRL I don't think I could get away with using a flamethrower on all my guests to expose the Spy.
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10. Vladimir Makarov
Remember, don't fill up on bread.
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11. Albert Wesker
Dude, you're a guest at a dinner party, take your sunglasses off already.
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12. Navi
You are the most annoying thing ever Navi. Get out. Now.
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13. Jar Jar Binks
While you are not the sole reason for Star Wars being terrible now, you are a very good personification of it. NOT INVITED.
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