By jakob187 32 Comments
I've had a lot of people ask me, "jakob187, why do you only have 1 post when I see you trolling the fuck out of the forums"? Usually I'll answer this with some silly bullshit like "because my posts are better than yours" or "because your mom" or whatever I can come up with (which is typically not as funny as my face in the mirror).
Simple as that. When I signed up for GB, apparently it was on the same day as the summer solstice coming around while the Wicker Man festival was starting and I was listening to Green Day's Dookie backwards while watching Breakfast at Tiffany's...or something along those lines. In turn, there was a freak electrical shock accident very much akin to Mel Gibson's in What Women Want (minus the whole dress-up shtick...I don't go out like that) and VWA-LA! I only get 1 post. I was at 0 posts for a long time, but I guess Jeff or Ryan or maybe even Snide (I know he's out to get me) tripped over the wrong cord that was keeping my posts from rising...and in turn, I got 1 post somehow. I've begged for them to take it away, but they won't. Well, they say they CAN'T...but I don't believe that. = D