*Foreword* - If this thread looks cheaper in production in years past, it's because I was not provided enough of a budget to buy as much duct tape as last year. Therefore, what you see will have to suffice. Suck it up, pansy-waist.

Do you want to be part of a statistic number this year? Do you like being potentially trampled to death without going to Spain for the Running of the Bulls? Do you like insanely cheap shit that you really don't need but want to buy anyways because fuck it?

THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

Every year, I pile together all of the Black Friday gaming deals into one big ass thread, and the goal is for you to look through it and say "WOW THAT'S HELLA CHEAP AND I SHOULD GO TO THAT STORE BECAUSE FUCK ME RUNNING YO."

This thread will constantly be updated until the big day arrives (which is November 29th for anyone who didn't know). Therefore, you should bookmark, favorite, like, share, tweet, MySpace, Friendster, Instagram, BitStrip, Digg, Reddit, and fuck the SHIT out of the thread (if you can find where to stick it, that is).

And here....we....

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Best Buy (opens at 6:00pm 11/28/2013)

• Xbox 360 250GB Console w/ Halo 4, Darksiders 2, Tomb Raider, and Batman: Arkham City - $189.99
• PS3 250GB Slim Console w/ The Last of Us and Batman: Arkham Origins - $199.99
• Blue Nintendo 3DS w/ Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon - $149.99
• Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (PS3/360) - $34.99
• Battlefield 4 (PC/PS3/360) - $34.99
• Beyond: Two Souls (PS3) - $34.99
• Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 w/ Revolution Map Pack (360) - $29.99
• Call of Duty: Ghosts (360) - $49.99
• Far Cry 3 (360) - $14.99
• FIFA 14 (PS3/360) - $34.99
• Forza 4 (360) - $14.99
• Gran Turismo 5 XL Edition (PS3) - $11.99
• Grand Theft Auto IV Complete Edition (360) - $11.99
• Madden 25 (PS3/360) - $34.99
• Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition (360) - $11.99
• PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale (PS3) - $11.99
• Saints Row 4 (PS3) - $29.99
• Skyrim (360) - $14.99
• Splinter Cell: Blacklist (360) - $29.99
• The Last of Us (PS3) - $34.99
• *P.S. - Some of these may be available for multiple platforms, but I'm posting these based on the box art shown in the ad. A pretty junky job on Best Buy's part for the ad. Also, DAT XBOX 360 BUNDLE! HOLY MOLY! I'm going to have to go back and double check to see if that is the same bundle at other places like Gamestop.

Gamestop (opens at midnight 11/29/2013)

**NOTE: I am not including any of the pre-owned game/system specials in this because there's way too many to list)**

• Xbox 360 250GB Console w/ Halo 4 and downloadable copy of Tomb Raider - $199.99
• PS3 250GB Slim Console w/ The Last of Us and Batman: Arkham Origins - $199.99
• Playstation Vita w/ The Walking Dead digital copy and 4GB memory card - $199.99
• Blue Nintendo 3DS w/ Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon - $169.99
• Gold Nintendo 3DS XL w/ Zelda: A Link Between Worlds - $219.99
• PS3 DualShock 3 Controller - $39.99
• Xbox 360 Camo Wireless Controller - $39.99
• Battlefield 4 (360/PS3/PC) - $29.99
• Just Dance 2014 (360/PS3/Wii) - $19.99
• Call of Duty: Ghosts (360/PS3/PC) - $49.99
• Assassin's Creed III (360/PS3) - $14.99
• Diablo 3 (360/PS3) - $39.99
• WWE 2K14 (360/PS3) - $39.99
• Sniper Elite V2 (360/PS3) - $14.99
• Sniper 2: Ghost Warrior (360/PS3) - $19.99
• Payday 2 (360/PS3) - $19.99
• Halo 4 (360) - $29.99
• Forza Horizon (360) - $29.99
• Red Dead Redemption GOTY Edition (360/PS3) - $14.99
• Grand Theft Auto IV Complete Edition (360/PS3) - $14.99
• Bioshock Infinite (360/PS3) - $19.99
• Borderlands 2 GOTY Edition (360/PS3) - $29.99
• Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim (360/PS3) - $14.99
• Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim Legendary Edition (360/PS3/PC) - $29.99
• Saints Row 4 (360/PS3/PC) - $29.99
• Street Fighter X Tekken (360) - $9.99
• Dishonored GOTY Edition (360/PS3) - $24.99
• Splinter Cell: Blacklist (360/PS3/Wii U/PC) - $24.99
• Batman: Arkham Asylum/Arkham City Dual Pack (360/PS3) - $24.99
• Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (360/PS3/Wii U/PC) - $39.99
• FIFA 14 (360/PS3) - $39.99
• NCAA Football 14 (360/PS3) - $39.99
• Madden NFL 25 (360/PS3) - $39.99
• Need for Speed Rivals (360/PS3) - $39.99
• NHL 14 (360/PS3) - $39.99
• Tales of Xillia (PS3) - $19.99
• Dragon's Crown (PS3) - $29.99
• Battlefield 3: Premium Edition (360/PS3) - $24.99
• Dynasty Warriors 8 (360/PS3) - $24.99
• LEGO Marvel Heroes + free keychain or playset with any LEGO game purchase - $29.99
• Playstations All-Stars Battle Royale (PS3) - $9.99
• God of War Ascension (PS3) - $19.99
• Beyond: Two Souls (PS3) - $39.99
• The Last of Us (PS3) - $39.99
• Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch (PS3) - $14.99
• Deadpool (360/PS3) - $19.99
• Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn (PS3) - $19.99
• Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix (PS3) - $19.99
• Killzone Mercenary (Vita) - $19.99
• Soul Sacrifice (Vita) - $19.99
• Little Big Planet (Vita) - $19.99
• The Walking Dead (Vita) - $14.99
• Jak & Daxter Collection (Vita) - $14.99
• Unit 13 (Vita) - $14.99
• World of Warcraft Battle Chest (PC) - $4.99
• World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria (PC) - $9.99
• Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty (PC) - $19.99
• Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarn (PC) - $19.99
• Sims 3 Starter Pack (PC) - $29.99
• SimCity (PC) - $29.99
• The Elder Scroll Anthology *includes all five games* (PC) - $79.99
• Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (3DS) - $39.99
• Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (3DS) - $39.99
• Pokemon X (3DS) - $39.99
• Pokemon Y (3DS) - $39.99
• Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate (3DS) - $29.99
• Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS) - $34.99
• Disney Infinity Toy Box Challenge (3DS) - $59.99
• Rayman Legends (360/PS3/Vita/Wii U) - $24.99

K-Mart (opens at 7:00pm 11/28/2013)

• Nintendo 2DS - $119.99
• Nintendo Wii U Bundle w/ New Super Mario Bros U, New Super Luigi U - $299.99
• Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS) - $29.99
• Batman: Arkham Origins Blackgate (3DS) - $24.99
• Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D (3DS) -$29.99
• LEGO Marvel Super Heroes (3DS) - $24.99
• Mario & Luigi Dream Team (3DS) - $34.99
• Super Mario 3D Land (3DS) - $34.99
• Mario Kart 7 (3DS) - $34.99
• Pokemon X (3DS) - $34.99
• New Super Mario Bros. 2 (3DS) - $34.99
• Beyond: Two Souls (PS3) - $39.99
• Dead Space 3 (PS3) - $39.99
• Ratchet & Clank Nexus (PS3) - $39.99
• The Last of Us (PS3) - $39.99
• Super Mario 3D World (Wii U) - $48.99
• New Super Mario Bros. U (Wii U) - $44.99
• The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD (Wii U) - $39.99
• P.S. - The ad is not clear on which Wii U console is included with the bundle, but I'm guessing it's a 32GB Deluxe. I also don't know if that is necessarily a Black Friday thing or just a normal everyday thing they are listing for Black Friday. Nonetheless, this place is pretty weak overall, despite some love for Nintendo finally happening somewhere.

Target (opens at 8:00pm 11/28/2013)

• Xbox 360 4GB Kinect Holiday Bundle w/ Kinect Adventures, Kinect Sports, 1 Month of XBL - $189.99
• PS3 250GB Slim Console w/ The Last of Us and Batman: Arkham Origins - $199.99
• Nintendo 3DS XL - $149.99
• As far as the games go, it's a fucking messy disaster of an ad to try and figure out what platform everything is for, what games are included in what sales...and so, I crown Target THE PLACE YOU SHOULD NOT GO TO THIS BLACK FRIDAY. They have fucking FAILED...MISERABLY.

Toys 'R' Us (opens at 5:00pm 11/28/2013)

• Xbox 360 4GB Kinect Holiday Bundle w/ Kinect Adventures, Kinect Sports, Halo 3 - $199.99
• PS3 250GB Slim Console w/ The Last of Us and Batman: Arkham Origins - $199.99
• Wii U Skylanders Swap Force Bundle w/ Skylanders Swap Force, 3 figures, Nintendo Land - $259.99
• Blue Nintendo 3DS w/ Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon - $149.99
• All games are Buy One Get One 40% off, and main featured ones are:
  -- Battlefield 4
  -- Batman Arkham Origins
  -- Diablo 3
  -- Call of Duty Black Ops 2
  -- Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
  -- WWE 2K14
  -- Call of Duty Ghosts
  -- NBA Live 14
  -- FIFA 14
  -- Madden 25
  -- Need for Speed Rivals
  -- Super Mario 3D World
  -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  -- LEGO Marvel Heroes
• "SuperBuy" games (marked with an R on their packaging and priced at $19.99) are Buy One Get One for $1.00.
• **P.S. - This was probably the weakest way to list out Black Friday sales ever. They don't really specify if the games on sale are only for those particular systems displayed in the ad. I'm assuming that when they say "all games" for both of these things, they mean "all platforms" as well. Nonetheless, oh well. Also, you cannot combine the SuperBuy games deal and the 40% deal. Bummer.

Walmart (opens at 6:00pm 11/28/2013)

• Xbox 360 4GB Console - $99.99
• PS3 250GB Slim Console w/ The Last of Us and Batman: Arkham Origins - $199.99
• Nintendo 2DS - $99.00
• Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS) - $25.00
• Assassin's Creed III (PS3/360) - $15.00
• Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (PS3/360) - $34.00
• Batman: Arkham City (PS3/360) - $10.00
• Batman: Arkham Origins (PS3/360) - $34.00
• Batman: Arkham Origins Blackgate (3DS) - $25.00
• Battlefield 4 (PS3/360) - $25.00
• Beyond: Two Souls (PS3) - $25.00
• Borderlands 2 (PS3/360) - $15.00
• Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (PS3/360) - $10.00
• Call of Duty: Black Ops (PS3/360) - $15.00
• Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (PS3/360) - $15.00
• Call of Duty: Black Ops II (PS3/360) - $25.00
• Call of Duty: Ghosts (PS3/360) - $39.96
• Dead Island (PS3/360) - $10.00
• Dead Island Riptide (PS3/360) - $15.00
• Diablo III (PC) - $25.00
• Dishonored (360) - $10.00
• Disney Infinity Starter Pack (PS3/360/Wii/Wii U/3DS) - $38.96
• Far Cry 3 (PS3/360) - $15.00
• Fast & Furious Showdown (PS3/360) - $15.00
• FIFA 14 (PS3/360) - $25.00
• God of War (PS3) - $15.00 (cannot tell what this is exactly, think it's the collection)
• Grand Theft Auto V (360) - $34.00
• Halo 4 (360) - $25.00
• Hitman Absolution (PS3/360) - $10.00
• Injustice: Gods Among Us (PS3/360) - $25.00
• LEGO Batman 2 (PS3/360/Wii) - $10.00
• LEGO Lord of the Rings (PS3/360) - $10.00
• LEGO Marvel Super Heroes (PS3/360/3DS) - $25.00
• Madden 25 (PS3/360) - $25.00
• Max Payne 3 (PS3/360) - $10.00
• Minecraft (PS3/360) - $15.00
• MLB 13: The Show (PS3) - $15.00
• MLB 2K13 (360) - $15.00
• Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe (PS3/360) - $10.00
• NBA 2K13 (PS3/360) - $34.00
• NCAA Football 14 (PS3/360) - $25.00
• Paper Mario: Sticker Star (3DS) - $15.00
• Pokemon Mystery Dungeon (3DS) - $25.00
• Ratchet & Clank Collection (PS3) - $10.00
• Red Dead Redemption GOTY Edition (PS3/360) - $15.00
• Saints Row IV (360) - $25.00
• Scribblenauts Unlimited (Wii) - $15.00
• Scribblenauts Unmasked (Wii U/3DS) - $25.00
• Skylanders Swap Force Starter Pack (XBONE/PS4/PS3/360/Wii/Wii U/3DS) - $38.96
• Skyrim (PS3/360) - $15.00
• Splinter Cell: Blacklist (360) - $25.00
• Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty (PC) - $15.00
• Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarm (PC) - $15.00
• Super Mario 3D Land (3DS) - $25.00
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PS3/360) - $25.00
• The Last of Us (PS3) - $25.00
• The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct (PS3/360) - $15.00
• Tomb Raider (PS3/360) - $15.00
• Twisted Metal (PS3) - $10.00
• Uncharted 3 (PS3) - $15.00
• Uncharted Dual Park (PS3) - $15.00
• World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria (PC) - $10.00