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Posted by jaks

I like this change and hope all "app stores" adopt it internationally. I like to think I am savvy enough that the change won't effect me much, but the misleading way that apps/games promote themselves is ridiculous. I spent the better part of an afternoon searching for a slot machine and blackjack game for my mom's tablet that just played off using regular ass video game currency that when (if) you run out, the game is over and you just start again.

Try searching for "free slot machine" on the google play store and let me know how that works for you. After looking at the ten thousandth "free" one that was just another gambling game where you buy credits with real money and it's rigged so you lose, I just gave up. I am not even sure how these apps are legal. They are literally worse than casino or online casino gambling because at least those are governed by some entity that enforces some kind of rules.

Posted by jaks

So you're scoring your essays now?

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Thanks for the scoreless video review, I guess. What do you guys do all day?

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Maybe she wouldn't have lost her arm if she wore some actual fucking body armor.

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Cool. Now no 3rd party developer will ever support Kinect again. Thanks for the $100 doorstop, Microsoft. PS: Fuck you and your shitty console I overpaid for.

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Finally. Metroid for people too hipster for Metroid.

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I have been playing this game for a few months in early access and I think it is really great. If anyone is on the fence about it, try it out. Although I guess that's a no-brainer for PS+ customers. I don't even regret paying for it on Steam. The only issue I have with it is progression is a tad slow.

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Game looks amazing. Props to Ubisoft for still supporting these types of projects among all of the AAA stuff they churn out. These kinds of games can't make any time of serious money for them.

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Oh Germany. Will you ever live WW2 down? I hope not.

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Man I can't be the only person that cat suit creeps out.