Which beard!

Poll this fucker up!

Going to shave my face again on Thursday evening/Friday. A friend of mine requested that I should do something crazy, so he found me this chart:

Please don't choose the Super Mario... it's completely impossible.
I have about one more week of beard now. This took three months to grow.

Now, I have put numbers on that sucker, and will try to do whatever get the most votes. I was going to do this only on my Facebook, but I barely have any people on Facebook who cares, so I am going to let it spill over here as well. I am going to wear it like that only for the weekend, as I don't think my boss will be happy with some weird shit going on in my face. She practically fainted when I cut my hair shorter...

Oh, and some of those are kinda unrealistic for me to do, as I look somewhat like what you see on the right now. And yes, I know, I shouldn't add this to the Off-topic boards, as this is pretty stupid. However, if I just made a blogpost no-one would see it. And that wouldn't do me any good, now would it?

EDIT:

Winner is Hulihee. Check it out!

48 Comments
49 Comments
Edited by Jaqen_HGhar

Poll this fucker up!

Going to shave my face again on Thursday evening/Friday. A friend of mine requested that I should do something crazy, so he found me this chart:

Please don't choose the Super Mario... it's completely impossible.
I have about one more week of beard now. This took three months to grow.

Now, I have put numbers on that sucker, and will try to do whatever get the most votes. I was going to do this only on my Facebook, but I barely have any people on Facebook who cares, so I am going to let it spill over here as well. I am going to wear it like that only for the weekend, as I don't think my boss will be happy with some weird shit going on in my face. She practically fainted when I cut my hair shorter...

Oh, and some of those are kinda unrealistic for me to do, as I look somewhat like what you see on the right now. And yes, I know, I shouldn't add this to the Off-topic boards, as this is pretty stupid. However, if I just made a blogpost no-one would see it. And that wouldn't do me any good, now would it?

EDIT:

Winner is Hulihee. Check it out!

Posted by BestUsernameEver

20, obviously.

Posted by Video_Game_King

Half of those aren't beards.

Posted by Canteu

Number Thirty One...

Posted by Jaytow

28.

Posted by ShadowConqueror

15. And write more legibly, damn you!

Posted by Brewmaster_Andy

11.

Posted by zombie2011

#26

I wanna do something like that, but i wanna see what it would look like on someone else first.

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Posted by Jaqen_HGhar

@Video_Game_King: You got a point... well, to late to change that now! Just... pretend I said "Which facial-hair configuration" :D

@ShadowConqueror: I just scribbled down fast in Paint.net. Should be self-explanatory once you see the progression of the numbers anyway.

And of course, I will take before and after pictures. The reason I want to do this this weekend is because I am going to visit my mom. She is going to freak out no matter which of those I do :D

Posted by Panpipe

Awww, keep it, suits you.

If you HAVE to, go #17 and be boring.

Posted by Jaqen_HGhar

@Panpipe: Well, thanks, but where is the fun in that? And it only takes a month or two before I am back to being well enough bearded.

Posted by Marz

if you can pull off #20 then props to you.

Posted by OldGuy

21. Always go with Zappa. Always.
 
...I'd say 8 as a second choice, but you just don't have enough 'stache there to do that one...

Posted by Mr_Skeleton

Go with the Gordon Freeman.

Posted by Ravenlight

Three or seventeen.

Edited by CheapPoison

21. i'Il say the Frank zappa one!

Also i thought it was pretty funny there is one called "rap industrie standard".. And it fits even!

Posted by CaptainTightPants
Posted by Jaqen_HGhar

@OldGuy: Yeah, the lack of 'stache do make some of them less likely to work out. I was going to save for longer before doing this, but I kinda got bored. And I am starting to look like a hobo, so I should trim it, meaning it would take even longer to get more length.

@Resident4t: Hell yeah! I think that will be a thing that happens no matter which I end up having to do...

Posted by OldGuy
@Jaqen_HGhar: Get yourself some 'stashe wax (it's pretty damn cheap)... Just as with any growing project there is an awkward "teen" phase: for hair it's when it's too long not to fall in your eyes but to short to get behind your ears - for a 'stashe you wind up with the liquid catcher period when it's just too short to wax properly but hangs down far too low for neat eating.
 
You can somewhat avoid the long over the lip hair trouble if you just grow the ends and keep the center shorter, but that winds up not looking as boss a finished product.
 
This, of course, all presupposes that your 'stash will grow long enough to work with... I am, sadly, afflicted with the dreaded "grows just long enough to be annoying, but not long enough to look cool" 'stash... Oh, well...
Posted by mustachioeugene

I've done the 11 a few times, though I always referred to it as a Colonial.

Posted by WilltheMagicAsian

Twenty six.

Posted by MEATBALL

31

Posted by pantzing_nome

26

Posted by Winsord

28; gotta keep it classy.

Posted by Cloudenvy

28.

Posted by drag

17 dude. nice and simple

Posted by Nasar7

11

Posted by zombiepenguin9

20!

If I could pull it off, I would rock that Civil War general goodness all the time.

Posted by MikeGosot

Zappa. Always. Number 21.

Posted by NegativeCero

#20. Hopefully you will update when it's done.

Posted by Mattalorian

11 is the correct answer.

Posted by Dagbiker

Shouldent this be posted on 4chan or somthing? Anyway #30

Posted by ajamafalous

3, only because your beard isn't conducive to most of the ridiculous ones.

Posted by Redbullet685

26

Posted by CountMacula

Go for the Klingon dude.

Posted by VisariLoyalist

4

Posted by Subject2Change

4 or 5.

Posted by Jaqen_HGhar

@OldGuy: Yeah, I do end up trimming the middle of it at least once a week. 'cause having it all up in your food all the time is not my idea of a fun time. Will see if I can track down some wax for when I grow it out again. If I shave everything this weekend, I will probably need it in a few months. I do plan on really letting it grow sometime. Groom it nicely and stuff so I can have it all longer, then end up with a proper Santa Clause.

@NegativeCero: Oh, I will update! I will never be able to run away from the pictures I am going to upload. Full frontal facial hair baby!

@Dagbiker: I thought the family friendly wholesome fun would suit this, my favorite of communities.

@ajamafalous: I do lack the sufficient coverage for the more ludicrous ones, yes. May have to do this again once I have gone Full Santa Clause. Got many years left of facial hair shenanigans!

Posted by GloriousDinosaur

31, 8 or 2

Posted by iam3green

11 or 3 are the ones. i wish i could grow a full beard. i have bald spots and doesn't grow equally.

Posted by Angre_Leperkan439

Poisanally, I would like to see the Hulihee. But maybe that's just me :)

Posted by Jaqen_HGhar

@iam3green: Well, some people just can't grow a beard it seems. I have been lucky with my hair, as I got plenty where I want it, and not much where I don't want it. So far...

@Angre_Leperkan439: Not just you. That is the current leader in fact. Closely followed by 11, Friendly Mutton Chops. Which is kinda the same thing really. Was hoping for something more crazy, like the Napoleon one. But will still be fun! And probably quite awful :D

Posted by RonSwanson

The Ron Swanson.

Posted by InternetCrab

Mutton Chops.

Posted by Jaqen_HGhar

And we have a winner! Number 20 took the lead, meaning I am now sporting a Hulihee. It did barely win though, as both 28 (Napoleon III Imperial) and 11 (Friendly Mutton Chops) had one less vote. My initial post will be updated to show the change. That is it for me this time, thank you everyone who voted on this stupid thing!

Posted by TehFlan

You pull that off rather nicely good sir.

Posted by Jaqen_HGhar

@TehFlan: Why thank you, even though that is surely a lie. I am certain I shall never wear it like this for real as well, as every time I see myself in the mirror I burst out laughing. Which makes me look even more stupid. But hey, it is fun! If only I had some old-timey clothes to wear...

Posted by spartanlolz92

nice beard

:( im jealous 20 and still almost nothing.

Posted by Bruce

@Jaqen_HGhar:

You'd look better without one, but that's just my opinion.