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#1 Posted by Jellybones (72 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

If Dark Knight Rises doesn't end with a 20 minute epilogue telling me how everyone lived until they died of old age, by golly, I'm going to start a campaign against the Nolans and file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau!

I hate the internet sometimes.

#2 Posted by Jellybones (72 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago

We're not making quite as obscenely large profits as 2010? FIRE.EVERONE.

#3 Edited by Jellybones (72 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Ouch, Dragon Age 2. :(

I won't say it wasn't disappointing, but it was still a very good game.

#4 Posted by Jellybones (72 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

It's always strange to me when people argue that a game can be worse for having additional, but less than exceptional, modes. How many stars should Dead Space 2 be knocked down for having mediocre multiplayer? Should the exclusion of a multiplayer mode have hurt Dead Space 1's score? Should Left 4 Dead have had points deducted because its singleplayer is just multiplayer with bots?

What I care about is how much fun a game is and how highly the experience is recommended. Not the whole package, not every mode averaged together, but whether or not it's worth picking up. If someone visiting the site can't be bothered to read a review and note why a game is getting the score it is, then the fault is theirs if they think they should buy Singularity for its multiplayer component.

#5 Posted by Jellybones (72 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago

But now how I can rage about how awfully unfair it is that FemShep is blonde? What of the body images of every young girl out there!

#6 Posted by Jellybones (72 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Excited to see the map evolve. Thumbs up, sir.

#7 Posted by Jellybones (72 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

So when they say the last two successive releases failed to reach beyond a niche, are they talking about the shitty downloadable game? RFG sold over a million units in its first two months, surely that has to be more than niche...

#8 Posted by Jellybones (72 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

@Zerodash said:

Why would anyone want to give money to this snake-oil salesman?

This is up there with the Blackwater Kinect game as far as scummy cashgrabs.

#9 Posted by Jellybones (72 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

It's Justice Breyer, by the way, not Bryer. I didn't check all the comments so I don't know if that was already pointed out.

Really disappointed that he was a dissenting voice with Thomas, whose view was entirely expected.

#10 Posted by Jellybones (72 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

This can go right next to the Blackwater game as really slimy choices by publishers this year.

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