Unprofessional Fridays: 12/19/2014
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Dimensions recaptures enough of Geometry Wars' thrills to stand as the best new dual-joystick shooter in quite a while.
The little mushroom man finally gets his name on the marquee, and the result is a charming, unique, and puzzle-heavy adventure.
Nintendo's all-stars assemble once again, resulting in one of the best reasons to own a Wii U (and eight GameCube controllers).
The nitrous boost in this hurts my teeth.
Dan's entrance music...where the hell do I know that from?
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Robin Atkin Downes doing an American voice just sounds like Fred Tatasciore.
Seeing this makes me realize that Outland pulled a lot of ancient Greek-style for it's Aztec Tron look.
THUMBnail. I get it. Nice one, duder.
LOL at how they entirely forgot about what happened in MGS4.
Souliest of Souls!
I know very very little about cars. I would love a mechanic simulator game if it actually was more educational. This seems kind of fun but not really what I want out of it.
Within 10 seconds I wished this was instead Warhammer 40K: Space Marine 2 and it was a next-gen title. For as technically proficient as Ryse looks it is blaaand.
Throw in some cartoonishness and Spoice Muhreens and I would be way more into it.
Also it's weird that they're speaking that "British English" that Romans do in media but the Britons also speak British English.
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