I have ghost problems I am hoping the GB community can help me with. There is a ghost in my basement who wont leave me alone. He keeps moaning about how he is hungry, but everyone knows that ghosts cant eat. What should I do?
"FUCK NIGHTS!" Jeff Gerstmann, the evil overlord of Nightmare bellowed. "Nights is GARBAGE."
Overhead, the purple jester-thing did a loop-the-loop and scowled down. "Herr Gerstmann, I will defend Nightopia from you and your evil Nightmaren!"
The dastardly games reviewer turned dream overlord growled with fury, his face turning purple from sheer hatred at the existence of such a terrible game. "Nightopia?! What are you even talking about? That is TERRIBLE! It's TERRIBLE! How do you live with yourself knowing that you exist in such a bad game? If I were you I would fucking KILL myself Nights! You are the worst! I'm out."
And with that said, Jeff unplugged his Saturn and was instantly transported back into the real world, leaving Nights trapped in the CD where he eventually downed half a bottle of Jack and flew into the sun to end the pain.
Will your first run through the game be solo or multi? I'm torn personally. The game is more fun to me multi, but since all the in game cut scenes can be skipped by anyone without vote, I'm tempted to do a solo run thru first just so I don't miss anything
Clearly the focus of Diablo 3 is not story but I cant shake my obsession with seeing everything in every game I play.