So, yeah, let's say that you could get all the newest games on all the newest consoles and PCs too. This would basically be my dream. I would be forced to stay inside and play video games all day while people fed me and the toilet was in the same room. How freakin' awesome would that be? It would be 10 awesome. 10 awesome, baby. I'd definitely kill a bitch to get in there for a long time or maybe even some sexual predator stuff.
I mean which crimes would net you a very long sentence without getting executed? I'm not the CEO of a big company so I can't embezzle billions of dollars so that's out. It'd have to be some violent crime. But that's just me since I'd like to stay in there for a long time. Maybe if I just wanted to go for a weekend or something I could get a few DUIs. Then, like if I wanted to finish an RPG or something I could hit a bus of kids in a drunken rage.
Dang, the more I think about it the more excited I get about it! That would be awesome! What would you guys do?
Like, you could hire anyone you want even if they weren't in gaming journalism anymore for example...
Greg Kasavin; I'd love to read this guys insights again. Plus, for a bald man he's still got the looks that stack the books.
Jeff Gerstmann; Obviously, here, I mean why else would I go to this site? Giantbomb without Jeff Gerstmann is like Gamespot without Jeff Gerstmann. It would suck.
Ryan Davis; He's really opened up since coming to the bomb as a leading guy. Before on GS he was a underused side player but now he really shows that he's a force in front of and behind the page. But honestly? I think he should shave his facial hair. I'm imagining a mix between Topher Grace and John Candy. Who wouldn't like to snuggle up to that on a couch while playing Fatal Frame 2? Just kind of both of us forcing the controller into the other's hands because we don't want to press the button to open a door and then laughing and giggling about it afterward.
Dan Hsu;. If you lived in an age when the internet wasn't so easily available then you gotta go with the Shoe. When EGM was in its heyday it was THE source for console gaming and it's all because of this guy.
Michael Pachter; It would be interesting to have him write a column sort of like the Q-man. Who wouldn't want to hear this guy?
My name is Josh and I like my all my game systems the best so I'm not a fanboy. (losers, lol!) My favorite thing on Giantbomb is the Endurance Run. It is the best thing I've ver seen.
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