Joygirl

Nope. Tried validating and went through the stage several more times. The full number of enemies never spawns.

I have to go along a bridge and get to the last pagoda. On the bridge are two samurai wasps. On the platform are supposed to be 2 samurai wasps, 2 archers, 1 ink wasp, then the boss. I am always missing at least one, either on the bridge or the platform. The full amount has never shown up and there is always 1 random monster missing, preventing the scene from triggering.

I've been playing Alice: Madness Returns (on sale on Steam :D), and I'm towards the end of Chapter Three, in the Mysterious East. But my trigger events aren't happening... it's happened on three occasions now and this last one I can't seem to get past. Both of the other times I could reload from autosave, and after a few times it would fix itself. This last one though, won't happen -- I fight all the enemies (which there seem to be a random amount of) and when they're all dead the combat music won't end and I can't move to the next stage. Any experience with this? I googled around but didn't find anything....

Nobody mentioned Lee? With his infinite rapid-fire taptaptap kicks of doom? My word. And for noobs: ANYONE BUT LEI. Lei is sickeningly hard since you need to know every move from every stance to even play him at all.

Asuka is too cute not to love, character-wise, though she's a bit stale in combat (cartwheel+sweep+sweep+kick+cartwheel+sweep+sweep+kick+cartwheel...). Jin (particularly Devil Jin) is a blast in combat and comes in second. Then Kazuya because I can give him an awesome steampunk outfit.

My trifecta of Tekken Gods are Jack-6 (hup-hup-hup GOOMBA STOMP), Devil Jin (FREAKING LAZERZ), and Alisa (she's such an adorable little slaughterbot). I like most of them though... the only ones I really hate are Roger, Wang, Hwaorang, Raven, and Steve.

Uuuugh I hate him. I've managed to beat him in story mode on the PSP with most characters, but usually die about 20 times first. Most recently I've been trying to beat him with Julia and just ragequit. She is sooooooooooo sloooooooooooooooow, only her little bouncy charge move can really hurt him, but getting two wins in a row isn't possible. If you beat him once he just decides that you won't again, blocks everything and kills you with unblockables (like his unavoidable horizontal sweep). I hate him so much. I wish that I could just switch Jack-6 or Devil Jin in and rape him like he deserves.

Grrrr... I don't have this. o.o I needz it.

It may seem childish but when you pour your heart and soul into an art form, only to have someone rip into it like that, it hurts. Badly. If I got a review that bad and then went on to be very successful, it'd be hard not to create a similar reply. Some people don't have problems wth pride and others do... just a matter of opinion I guess. In any case, I thought the song was very funny, more than any of Minchin's other stuff I've heard. 90% of his songs/stand-up (THAT I HAVE HEARD) has basically been atheism for the lulz. This was a refreshing change of pace.

Tim's response is clearly the victor. Anyone can write a scathing review and make it sound smart. Not everyone can (musically) create such a ripping reply and make it utterly hilarious.