When I took the test for myself, I was in the green square. When I took it again answering as (well, what I believe anyway) a crazy person I was very close to Mitt Romney (although Obama is somewhat close to him as well, which surprised me).
I disagree with you, but I think you made fair points. It really does seem like Giant Bomb just isn't for you anymore. I don't enjoy everything they put out, but there's a ton of content that I do enjoy. I don't know. It always seemed to me that they try their best to make the best website they can. Also we can't be friends anymore if you don't adore Drew (kidding, sort of).