Gentlemen (and Ladies),

I was at the local BX watching a very fat kid eat his favorite chocolates while being poked in the stomach by a raccoon as I was shopping for a new pair of green socks, when it got me thinking...this board needs more NSFW.

Oh before I get started, this is the official song of this thread, no other song:

So what have I been playing?

I beat Alan Wake yo. I beat that game like I beat...oh damn, can't make that joke anymore. Can't make many of them. Anyways, let's talk Alan Wake and how it's a metaphor for the angelic being that stands before you. Alan Wake, he's a boss...kinda insane and stupid, but he's a boss. Alan Wake did it for his hoe, and by hoe I mean that in a respectful way. Alan Wake is a byproduct of the product of the abomination of the Obama Nation, oh wait I think I got those lyrics mixed up with my thoughts. Uh...where was I? Fat kids! Alan Wake's ending sucked by the way.

Oh a serious note, been playing a lot of DOTA2. Got dozens and dozens of hours logged on so far.

Colin Powers. Austin Powers. What?

Let's talk DOTA2, I'm flawless with Drow, Sniper, Riki, and BH. Can you hear the beat of the endless spiral of beats?

NSFW is back.

Now, I want to know what's been going on with the community, what are the in games here?

See you kids after duty hours.