I feel like a winner... I totally snagged top 5 spot in 4 rare achievements in one day.

2nd place for Best Friends Forever; http://www.giantbomb.com/achievements/best-friends-forever/173541/

3rd Place for Beating a Dead Potato http://www.giantbomb.com/achievements/beating-a-dead-potato/173539/

3rd Place for Faithful Companion http://www.giantbomb.com/achievements/faithful-companion/173544/

and

5th Place for the titular achievement, You Monster http://www.giantbomb.com/achievements/you-monster/173542/

Does a dance at accomplishing something that doesn't matter...