I'm about sick of all these sites pointing out all the good in video games. "They help with hand-eye coordination!" Yeah? Well, fuck all that. I'm here to bring you people back down to reality: Video games make you fat, lazy, and lonely. This is a list of the Top 5 Worst Games for Society. There's no statistics to back any of this information up, except for what exists in my mind. Alright, enough introduction. Onto the list:

5. The Sims - Not only is The Sims dangerously addictive, but the possibilites of what you can do is straight up offensive. There are a lot of bad games out there, but only in The Sims can you trap someone in a room and let them die a pool of their own piss. Only play this game if you worship the devil.

4. Super Mario Bros. (Series) - Happy faces on clouds? Turtles that fly around and jump off giant mushrooms to their death? What the fuck were people on when they made this acid trip? I wouldn't let my kids within 10-feet of this trash. It belongs in the porn section of your local video store with a big, black piece of plastic covering it. Disgusting.

3. World of Warcraft - Everyone knows this game is electronic crack. I read on Google that it now has now destroyed over 11.5 million lives.

2. Wii Fit - On the surface, it appears that Wii Fit is supposed to increase you health. What about the little kids who dislocate their shoulder from tripping and falling while messing around on the balance board? Sure, you could say the parents should be supervising their kids, but parents are busy enough putting food on the table. You expect them to watch their kids too? Only buy this game if you want your children to fall to their death.

1. Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue - Who is this game targeted towards? Little girls that are probably fat if they play video games. It's just mentally unhealthy for a girl to play this game and look at Barbie's perfect body, hair, and smile. Imagine the trauma when a girl sees Barbie's polygons and then looks in a mirror. Their bleak future is filled with throwing up after every meal and never feeling good enough.

Honorable Mentions: Tetris, Boogerman, Kirby: Sqeak Squad, LocoRoco