Top 5 Badasses (IMO)

I felt like making a top # list since they're easy and I haven't updated my blog in a while. I'm sure these characters are up for debate on weither or not they should be on this list at all but this is my list. Hopefully you enjoy reading it.

5) Travis Touchdown ( No More Heroes)

 He's just waiting for you to make fun of Bizzare Jelly.

To start off the list we meet with Travis Touchdown. The otaku that every gamer strives to live up to. He’s nerdy, he’s bad with women, he owns a beam katana, and he’s badass. First making his debut on the Wii with No More Heroes, Travis has to fight his way through the assassin rankings in order to become number one. He is so badass in fact that when he kills his foes he is able to make them explode in blood and coins. I have no clue how he does that but it happens. Travis does eventually become the head honcho of assassins, but what does he do when he gets there? HE WALKS AWAY FOR 3 YEARS! Basically just telling the world “Yeah, I’m too awesome for you people, I’ll fight my way back up again later”. No denying how badass that is.

4) Bayonetta ( Bayonetta)

Bayonetta as many of you may know is a witch who battles angels in order to appease demons. If you are taking on heavenly forces with your own skill then you are automatically a badass but she doesn’t stop there. She not only beats them into a bloody pulp she does it with style, and an alluring sex appeal. If a character can suplex giant 3 headed angel dragon all while possibly making it look like a stripper dance they deserve a spot on this list.

 Dragon kick your ass into the milky way!

3) Gene ( God Hand)

Gene is a unique guy. One day he is trying to save a girl from a bunch of thugs then he gets his arm cut off. Then he mysteriously gets his arm back inform of the god hand which gives him super strength and fighting skills. Gene has no bounds when it comes to fighting styles because he can make up his own combos on the fly. Genes got it covered and he threw in some Bruce Lee kicks in there just for good measure.   He can also kick someone into space, even when he is inside a building. Enough said.

2) Dante ( Devil May Cry 3)

I specifically chose Devil May Cry 3 Dante because this is when Dante was in his prime. He’s a young up and coming son of Sparda who knew no limits and just did as he felt like. After the first boss fight he gets shot at with a rocket launch, now he could have just dodged it by stepping sideways, but no. Dante felt the need to pull a back flip and ride the missile around the room for no reason before kicking it into the air and making a hole in the ceiling, and that doesn’t even come close to the most badass things he does in the game.

1) Kazuma Kiryu  ( Yakuza)

 You don't want to mess with a guy who contemplates while smoking.

Kazuma is the Dragon of Dojima, the ultimate badass. He has been the main character in the Yakuza series for three games now and soon four, and in these games he has basically stopped an all out gang war mainly by himself. He’s trained in martial arts and can fight a whole Yakuza clan by himself. While he’s not fighting, he’s awesome with the ladies, awesome at videogames, and is even nice enough to help out total strangers. Kazuma Kiryu is a badass with a cool head on his shoulders, he can beat the crap out of anyone who gets in his way and does it all without super powers. Don’t get in his way or he’ll plant his snake skin shoe in your face.  

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Posted by Killroycantkill

I felt like making a top # list since they're easy and I haven't updated my blog in a while. I'm sure these characters are up for debate on weither or not they should be on this list at all but this is my list. Hopefully you enjoy reading it.

5) Travis Touchdown ( No More Heroes)

 He's just waiting for you to make fun of Bizzare Jelly.

To start off the list we meet with Travis Touchdown. The otaku that every gamer strives to live up to. He’s nerdy, he’s bad with women, he owns a beam katana, and he’s badass. First making his debut on the Wii with No More Heroes, Travis has to fight his way through the assassin rankings in order to become number one. He is so badass in fact that when he kills his foes he is able to make them explode in blood and coins. I have no clue how he does that but it happens. Travis does eventually become the head honcho of assassins, but what does he do when he gets there? HE WALKS AWAY FOR 3 YEARS! Basically just telling the world “Yeah, I’m too awesome for you people, I’ll fight my way back up again later”. No denying how badass that is.

4) Bayonetta ( Bayonetta)

Bayonetta as many of you may know is a witch who battles angels in order to appease demons. If you are taking on heavenly forces with your own skill then you are automatically a badass but she doesn’t stop there. She not only beats them into a bloody pulp she does it with style, and an alluring sex appeal. If a character can suplex giant 3 headed angel dragon all while possibly making it look like a stripper dance they deserve a spot on this list.

 Dragon kick your ass into the milky way!

3) Gene ( God Hand)

Gene is a unique guy. One day he is trying to save a girl from a bunch of thugs then he gets his arm cut off. Then he mysteriously gets his arm back inform of the god hand which gives him super strength and fighting skills. Gene has no bounds when it comes to fighting styles because he can make up his own combos on the fly. Genes got it covered and he threw in some Bruce Lee kicks in there just for good measure.   He can also kick someone into space, even when he is inside a building. Enough said.

2) Dante ( Devil May Cry 3)

I specifically chose Devil May Cry 3 Dante because this is when Dante was in his prime. He’s a young up and coming son of Sparda who knew no limits and just did as he felt like. After the first boss fight he gets shot at with a rocket launch, now he could have just dodged it by stepping sideways, but no. Dante felt the need to pull a back flip and ride the missile around the room for no reason before kicking it into the air and making a hole in the ceiling, and that doesn’t even come close to the most badass things he does in the game.

1) Kazuma Kiryu  ( Yakuza)

 You don't want to mess with a guy who contemplates while smoking.

Kazuma is the Dragon of Dojima, the ultimate badass. He has been the main character in the Yakuza series for three games now and soon four, and in these games he has basically stopped an all out gang war mainly by himself. He’s trained in martial arts and can fight a whole Yakuza clan by himself. While he’s not fighting, he’s awesome with the ladies, awesome at videogames, and is even nice enough to help out total strangers. Kazuma Kiryu is a badass with a cool head on his shoulders, he can beat the crap out of anyone who gets in his way and does it all without super powers. Don’t get in his way or he’ll plant his snake skin shoe in your face.  

Posted by Akeldama

No Kratos? Hmm...

Edited by Skald

Hey, a blog that has some content. Haven't seen one of these in a while.

Posted by vidiot

I came in here concerned that Kazuma might not be on this list.
I am happy to see that my concern was a non-issue.  
 
For those who question Kazuma's badass...badass....badass-ery?....baddass-est?... ...
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...badass-ing?.....
 
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For those who question Kazuma's appearance on this list, I give you exhibit A:
 

Posted by csl316

^ so awesome