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#1 Posted by kingjulesxii (71 posts) -

I played it, it blows

Godawful combat, and stealth is unmanageable (it's nearly impossible to know whether you can be seen or not) and very little sense of direction.

Not that I want my hand held but everything about the world is so vague and obtuse and it just feels unearned. There's no gravitas to the mystery, it was just mysterious for the sake of having an answer(s?) to propel yourself towards.

Not much personality, no characters worth caring about, nada. Maybe it's just not my cup of tea, but I played it for two hours and really didn't dig it.

A very beautiful world to walk around in for about an hour, but that's all I really got out of it.

#2 Edited by kingjulesxii (71 posts) -

Only God Forgives y'all

I'm sure only five of you will like it, but it's seriously such a beautiful clusterfuck of death and moodiness

I unironically love it, and you might too!

Definitely give it a shot if you enjoyed Valhalla Rising

#3 Posted by kingjulesxii (71 posts) -

Am I dreaming?

Get the fuck out of town, Giant Bomb, first Lang and now this shit

10/10 would go premium again

#4 Posted by kingjulesxii (71 posts) -

Snyder asked for Heisenberg and got Eisenberg

#5 Posted by kingjulesxii (71 posts) -

Nope. Nothing spoiled.

There really isn't much to be spoiled anyway. You'll see what I mean.

#6 Posted by kingjulesxii (71 posts) -

I'm not going to bother reading through this thread, but it's a super mediocre game that happens to have a female in the lead.

People will make of it what they will, end of story.

#7 Posted by kingjulesxii (71 posts) -

Played through this, Red Dead, Max Payne and IV with free aim. It feels fine, or as fine as you'd expect with a controller. Rockstar really improved the gunplay this time around so it's hardly ever frustrating.

#8 Edited by kingjulesxii (71 posts) -

Naw, I'd never go out to eat alone. But that's just me being frugal. If I'm going to be spending cash on a posh spot to eat at, I'm going to make sure somebody is there to see it because I'm an asshole.

That goes for normal-ass restaurants too. I'm not going to eat fatty shit and spend like a moron just to chill with me, myself and I. I'm content grilling chicken and defrosting veggies at home.

Since I'm on the subject, I'd have to say that not having an excuse to make a weekly trek to Outback is one of the worst things to come out of my break-up earlier this year.

#9 Edited by kingjulesxii (71 posts) -

@krullban said:

What's up with the line

''A few weeks ago, I was happily sulking next to my swimming pool''

Sounds terribly edited.

My favorite line in the trailer. It sounds like something that an aged gangster in a Scorcese movie would say..

.. Which is exactly what they were going for. How is anybody's favorite character not Michael?

#10 Posted by kingjulesxii (71 posts) -

Hey everybody, feel free to add me!

Message me back with your code if you have.

Trying to get into the habit of playing much more often, always accepting folk into my place. :)

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