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    Swine Flu finally entered Western Australia and I have it now. Right now I'm finding that Vix Vapour is the best thing at the moment and a nice strong dose of Panadol. Lying in bed playing videogames and not working is another strong medicine.
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June 11, 2009
  • I never understood how the general gamespot community perceived their game scores. I remember when Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess was scored as 8.9 and that was considered a huge critical flop. Not that gamespots attached score has any relevance to my play through but looking at it from a mind adled freak who only cares about the score out of ten....how in the name of Agmar is 8.9 considred ...
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  • Kojacked had a submission approved for Peter Jacob for a total of 3,631 points.
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  • Kojacked had a submission approved for Pious Augustus for a total of 3,631 points.
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June 10, 2009
  • Kojacked had a submission approved for Pious Augustus for a total of 3,631 points.
    Added some information about how he controls in the game and his inventory
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  • Kojacked had a submission approved for Pious Augustus for a total of 3,631 points.
    changed the format and added overview and the paragraph 'Is Pious one of the chosen few'
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    Added a lot of plot relevant information
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June 8, 2009
Added by Kojacked on June 4, 2009



Soccer Stadiums have come a long way since the early 90's
Soccer Stadiums have come a long way since the early 90's
When I was a kid I was totally into hell. Blame that on me for living in a heretic bastard family but lets be honest, brewing inside the subconscious in everyone is a slight stir that begs to be released as black growing tendrils spread into your brain and curiosity grows. Its human nature to be curious about things that we are not meant to know. Granted some of us seek out these answers with more determination than others but that curiosity is always there and one things for sure. If your not meant to know something its like dumping kerosene upon a small flame. Perhaps this is why we are so interested in Hell

The announcement of 'Dante's Inferno' put a lot of people into confusion, mainly due to its association with what is often seen as one of the greatest works of time condensed down into a bloody, warped and twisted action via god of war with a healthy scent of burning organs, trapped souls and predictably garnished with some scantily clad female devilry. Now while at first confusion seemed to arise upon the simply of question of 'Why?', the games intents are quite clear. This is not an attempt to cash in on Dante's Inferno, something that is mostly abstract in the general awareness but an attempt to cash in on something much more prominent in people's minds...Hell

I AM A MAGICAL DOG. FEAR ME!
I AM A MAGICAL DOG. FEAR ME!
Dante's Inferno is a text that stands out in my mind due to it being less about a story and more about the architecture and structure of such an abstract concept. Having read many a text on religion in the past three of four years due to my strange and most likely twisted interest in it, I found that almost any mention of hell is not even present in the bible and most depictions are a brief mention of a place that you don't want to go. Again that question arose once more. 'Why?'

Whilst Dante's Inferno certainly does not bear the red rubber cross stamp of approval (far from it) it remains to be one of the most intricate and complex visions of hell to this date which is why despite from the implications of this particular video game being a clone of war has me exited purely from there visual interpretation of these levels.

Lets get this straight. I don't care if they stick or don't to the events or 'story' within the poem. Sure in the poem Dante never attacks or is attacked by demons but I don't care about that. What has got me exited about this game is seeing a 3D interpretation of the nine levels of hell. Whether that be via watered down god of war clone or outstanding action game I don't mind. I am purely interested in seeing their interpretation of each level.

Besides give the team a break. If God does exist then the people that made this game are all going to suffer in hell for the rest of eternity over what might be a 3 star game. Still one can't deny the following statement.

Hell Sells







Related to: Hell, Dante's Inferno


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Kart Racing With Less Wheels (N64)
Snowboard Kids came out fairly early in the Nintendo 64's life which may have been its only saving grace in terms of sales one it was put against the ever popular Mario Kart 64. As the amount of titles available on a system the chance that someone will buy your ...
Reviewed by Kojacked on Aug. 19, 2008


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Pious Augustus
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Jeff 3 days, 19 hours ago
Game of the Day: Rambo: First Blood Part II (SMS)
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screeley 5 days, 15 hours ago
Working on Giant Bomb's search.
gpbmike 1 week ago
gpbmike is sorry for running people off the road in forza tonight. I didn't mean it. Except for that chrisd guy. He deserved it.
snide 1 week, 3 days ago
snide should finish DAO tonight.
andy 2 weeks, 4 days ago
working on some new status changes
drewbert 3 weeks ago
But of all the level 20 support gunners, Roland was the best.
Ryan 3 weeks, 3 days ago
Ryan's status has changed!