Best part about Kansas is that there is a lot of cheap food. 
THAT'S IT!

Nearest mall is the next state over.

All the rednecks play Modern Warfare 2 
People wonder where all the online fuckers come from 
Answer: Kansas

I figured it out! 
Achievment unlocked: Nowhere to Run Nowhere to Hide 

Actually people here are really nice... Sorta.

They seem kinda dumb too 
Not all of them, but most. 
So far Iv'e only met one really big asshole. 
He said he was gonna call me Willis and that my last name was Gay

Will Is Gay

Clever bastard isn't he? 
I mean what the fuck did I do?! 
Oh yeah I sat in the only seat available in the class. 
NOW I SEE WHERE HE'S COMING FROM! 
I hope he chokes on his tongue. 
 
Anywayz... 
I think I'll survive here for now. 
I mean hell it's not that bad, there are some cool people out here. 
Only one girl Iv'e met so far that I'd even consider though. 
Y'know because whatever :P