Arnold would like to ask you a question

My dad is a civil low power engineer, so he draws circuit boards in computerprograms and solders transisters, resisters, conductors and what not for a demonstration model and then writes reports about which components to use for manifacture so it can handle the job it's supposed to.

How about your daddy?

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Posted by Krisgebis

My dad is a civil low power engineer, so he draws circuit boards in computerprograms and solders transisters, resisters, conductors and what not for a demonstration model and then writes reports about which components to use for manifacture so it can handle the job it's supposed to.

How about your daddy?

Posted by NickBOTT

CFO of a company.  What he does all day is beyond me.

Posted by dungbootle

At the moment something with radiology, he used to be an engineer. My whole life, I haven't really known exactly what my dad does.

Posted by DEMONOLOGY_24

My fathers name is Clifford he works for bell and I think he does designing for phone lines or something like that

Posted by SumDeus

My daddy's a criminal investigator for NYC.

Posted by TanoPrime

My daddy's a ho.

Posted by supermike6

He designs/sells sales analysis software.

Posted by Godlyawesomeguy

Every time I ask, my dad tells me not to worry about it and that he'll be back with our cash for the week in the morning. I am also always told that if he isn't back by morning, to head north.

Posted by CptPanda29

My dad is called Allan and he's a taxi driver. Last time I heard those words it was just before my sister headbutted a dude in the face for braggin his dad was so rich.

Posted by yoshimitz707

Taxi driver/translator/driving instructor/immigration consultant

Posted by ajamafalous

Unemployed.

Posted by FluxWaveZ

My father's an unemployed loser who stays home and reads Naruto fanfics all day.

Posted by Tennmuerti
@SumDeus said:
My daddy's a criminal investigator for NYC.
My daddy is a criminal in NYC.
Posted by l4wd0g

My dad is dead, but he owned his own Air Conditioning company.

I'm an analyst for the US Government.

Posted by PeasantAbuse

Where's Tom Clancy's son?
Posted by Orbitz89

My dad is now retired, but he worked for the Canadian government for over 30 years and ended up in the Emergency Preparedness Canada branch of the federal government before retiring just last month.

Posted by Video_Game_King

He's a former King. He bestowed the Crown unto me at my coronation.

Posted by laserbolts

My dad is a carpenter. He can build pretty much anything. Hardest working man that I know and I'm proud to have him as my dad. It's crazy how when you get older you begin to realize things like this.

Edited by Aronman789

My dad's name is Luis, and last time I checked he was a Banker. But I haven't seen him in like 10+ years, so I dunno.

Posted by SumDeus
@Tennmuerti said:
@SumDeus said:
My daddy's a criminal investigator for NYC.
My daddy is a criminal in NYC.
We know.
Posted by Tennmuerti
@SumDeus said:
@Tennmuerti said:
@SumDeus said:
My daddy's a criminal investigator for NYC.
My daddy is a criminal in NYC.
We know.
Shiiiiiit.
Posted by ReyGitano

My dad is Brad Shoemaker. ACKNOWLEDGE ME DAD!

Posted by Ramone

My Dad is a former Rally Driver, Ice Cream Man, TA Soldier and IT Technician. He currently works as a Taxi Driver and is also studying to be a counsellor.

Posted by DonutFever
My father is going to put a 9-Hole Golf Course on your Rec Center.
Posted by TooWalrus

Dead.

Edited by sreya92

Director, State Affairs/Stewardship 

Posted by teh_destroyer

@laserbolts said:

My dad is a carpenter. He can build pretty much anything. Hardest working man that I know and I'm proud to have him as my dad. It's crazy how when you get older you begin to realize things like this.

Until we decided to build some robots that could build a better chair in less time.then those robots decided to take a shit on your dads chair.

(cookie to whoever gets the reference)

Posted by NathHaw

Dad's name is Mike, and he is a professional hunter and inventor.

Posted by McGhee

My dad died four years ago but he was many things: a musician, minister, teacher, drug abuse counselor, and when he died he had a piano tuning business.

Posted by N7

My father is dead as well. Cancer is a bitch, man.

So far, every male in our family for at least six generations has died of cancer. So. Yeah.

Posted by AhmadMetallic

They call him Stuntman Mike 
his name is Mike, he's a stuntman. (hence the nickname) 
 
Yes my father is Kurt Russel 

Posted by HandsomeDead
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
They call him Stuntman Mike his name is Mike, he's a stuntman. (hence the nickname)  Yes my father is Kurt Russel 
Kurt Russell isn't Jewish.
Posted by AhmadMetallic
@HandsomeDead said:
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
They call him Stuntman Mike his name is Mike, he's a stuntman. (hence the nickname)  Yes my father is Kurt Russel 
Kurt Russell isn't Jewish.
There are jews called Ahmad? haha what an idiot ^^
Posted by Yanngc33

My dad met my mom at an arm wrestling tournament and 9 months later I was born and they seperated. Apparently he used to work at videogames.com before stuff got sour for him and he and his friends went and made some other website. I don't even know his name but I sit by the phone waiting for a call. I'd love to one day find him and finally have a father

Posted by Dross

He's a fucking asshole. Also, an electrician.

Posted by GunslingerPanda

Ya know, I'm not even sure what my dad does, and I used to work with him.

Posted by aragorn546

My daddy was a lab technician and supervisor at Kings County Hospital in Brooklyn NY. Kings county hospital was, and still is, the premier place to go if you have a bullet wound, so much so in fact that the us army sends their prospective field medics there to learn how to properly dress gunshot wounds. 
 
Currently though he has been organic fertilizer for the past ten years. 

Posted by Legend
@Tennmuerti
@SumDeus said:
@Tennmuerti said:
@SumDeus said:
My daddy's a criminal investigator for NYC.
My daddy is a criminal in NYC.
We know.
Shiiiiiit.
LMAO!
Posted by aragorn546
@N7: colon cancer took mine about 10 years ago. he was the first case in our family history and hopefully the last
Posted by TheDudeOfGaming

Playwright.

Posted by N7

@aragorn546 said:

@N7: colon cancer took mine about 10 years ago. he was the first case in our family history and hopefully the last

Damn man. Cancer is the most evil thing in the world. Takes our loved ones way too soon. :(

Posted by Bruce
@Krisgebis:  
 
He was a Studio 54 party guy, turned drug dealer, turned MA in psychology, turned counselor in a school for the deaf; later in life, he retired and lived off of a pension.
Posted by JeffGoldblum

My father baby sits a machine which makes helicopter blades.

Posted by UlquioKani

Doctor, the kind that prods people, not the one that cuts people open

Posted by aragorn546
@UlquioKani: for obvious reasons i highly respect doctors of both types 
Posted by thedj93

my dad makes sure that the Canadian government's servers are in working order.

Posted by Claude

My dad sold ice cream. It was so fucking cool.

Posted by CoheedFavorHouse

my dad's a pastor.  (minister, reverend, etc) 
 
a far stretch from what i am. he'd be so ashamed if he knew. 
 
oh well.

Posted by TheSeductiveMoose

Company owner, Engineer, Professor.