Get a plate, a BIG one.
Next fill that plate full of as much cooked white rice as you can fit.
Just the patty. If you have a favorite go buy it, if you have a recipe go make two of them!
Next you're gonna wanna cut up the hamburger into quarters and cook up some eggs. Scrambled, sunny side up, fried, however you want, but I think over easy is best. Apply eggs to rice/patty combo.
The brown stuff is best, but any kind works. Add as much as you want, then binge and purge!