My 360 is selling me dildos

 

Does anyone else see those add or infomercials on Xbox Live?  Yesterday, while I was waiting for Rainbow Six Vegas 2 to download, I perused the ads.  I found this gem.


  The 360 fills all the holes in your life.  Now you can Kinect with yourself. 

Does anyone want to help come up with clever / fun captions? 


** edit my caption was missing.

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46 Comments
Posted by l4wd0g

 

Does anyone else see those add or infomercials on Xbox Live?  Yesterday, while I was waiting for Rainbow Six Vegas 2 to download, I perused the ads.  I found this gem.


  The 360 fills all the holes in your life.  Now you can Kinect with yourself. 

Does anyone want to help come up with clever / fun captions? 


** edit my caption was missing.

Posted by Sin4profit

"putting the cock back in cockpit"

Posted by KaosAngel

Damn Tina got fat after TechTV.

Posted by Kandycane2029

"It vibrates with the on-screen action, making firefights feel more intense."

Posted by ImmortalSaiyan

What is that supposed to do?
Posted by AhmadMetallic

Tina likes that controller

Posted by NekuCTR

I think we already found the best post title of 2011.

Posted by Sin4profit
@ImmortalSaiyan said:
" What is that supposed to do? "
it's a gaming cockpit...it has foot pedals and a steering wheel inside.
Posted by Slaker117
@ImmortalSaiyan: It's just an isolation pod with an Xbox and TV and a 5.1 setup.
Posted by Example1013

This controller provides the right kind of shafting.

Posted by Everyones_A_Critic
@KaosAngel said:
" Damn Tina got fat after TechTV. "
I'd still hit it.
Posted by craigbo180

"Tina couldn't wait to get hands on with this product!"

Posted by Apparatus_Unearth

DPI - don't put inside.

Posted by Vexed
@KaosAngel:   The dashboard always has unflattering pictures of ladies.  Chobot usually looks horrifying and that Kinect shilling chick gives me nightmares.
Posted by htr10

some kind of new motion-sensing controller?
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Posted by GetEveryone

"I usually only fuck with female pilots cause they got the illest cockpits." 

Posted by natetodamax

I noticed that yesterday.

Posted by Skald

Yeah, that looks remarkably phallic.

Posted by TheHBK

She aint fat.  Not by a long shot.  She's got it in all the right places.

Posted by Video_Game_King

I'd want to see that beaver bite down on that cock. While that may sound sexist, look at her face. Now you know.

Posted by Toms115

the official microsoft big ol' dick ©

Posted by SonOfABlogger

I can honestly say that when I clicked on this topic, I was not expecting that picture... and Tina has definitely gotten fatter.

Posted by l4wd0g

The 360 FILLS all the Holes in your life.  Now you can Kinect with yourself. 
Posted by Gearhead
@KaosAngel said:
" Damn Tina got fat after TechTV. "
Damn. Harsh but true.
Posted by RoujinX

Putting the 'Her' back in controller.
Posted by Fattony12000

Great, kid. Don't get Penisey!

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Edited by melcene
@l4wd0g said:
"  

Does anyone else see those add or infomercials on Xbox Live?  Yesterday, while I was waiting for Rainbow Six Vegas 2 to download, I perused the ads.  I found this gem.


  The 360 fills all the holes in your life.  Now you can Kinect with yourself. 

Does anyone want to help come up with clever / fun captions? 


** edit my caption was missing.

"
Found at your local GameStop, Best Buy, Lovers', or Castle Megastore.
Posted by iam3green

damn tina got old. i think laura is still hot though. last time i saw her was also on the dashboard selling something. i remember her from  watching G4 back in the day.

Posted by ZeForgotten

I would pay insane amounts of money for that circus freak who can use a fucking door as a dildo. 

Posted by nemt

WELP
Posted by Example1013

Microsoft: always boning the consumer.

Posted by WickedFather

PILF.  Peripherals I'd....

Posted by Zero_

.... it probably works even if you don't stick it up your bum and suck on it.

Posted by SeriouslyNow
@WickedFather said:
" PILF.  Peripherals I'd.... "
Like to Felch?
Posted by Example1013

Compatible with We Dare

Posted by Example1013

Microsoft: now you can screw yourself!

Posted by WickedFather
@SeriouslyNow said:
" @WickedFather said:
" PILF.  Peripherals I'd.... "
Like to Felch? "
...lovingly fondle.  I'm a gentle soul, just left of tantric.
Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG

im gonna throw a suggestion up in here because i cant think of a caption....   something that has to do with the Playstation Move?

Posted by Example1013

Now you can have a multi-billion dollar corporation literally fuck you in the ass!

Posted by Tireyo

.................................... Wow.

Posted by BraveToaster

Tina's got Jungle Fever.

Edited by Gerhabio

It does look phallic, however, it's not a joystick. It's a pod. A gaming isolation chamber if you will. Sounds like a really cool thing to have but too expensive.

Posted by Vinny_Says

*You'll sense ALL the motions with this product*


I dunno it's late and I'm tired,

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Posted by l4wd0g
@melcene:  That was pretty good
Posted by melcene
@l4wd0g: Don't ask how I know those :P
Posted by JasonR86

I'd like to get an inside look at her!

You know what I'm sayin'?  Huh? Huh!?!?!?!?