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Marble Madness may seem like a nice light hearted game about rolling around as a marble, but it's not. Much like the greek myth of Sisyphus rolling a giant boulder up a hill forever as punishment, we roll around as a marble over and over again as entertainment. Would Sisyphus take pleasure knowing we enjoy a game actively mocking his plight? Probably not, unless he was some kind of masochist, which thinking about it would make a lot of sense.

But why choose to roll in the first place? Where is the marble trying to get to? Beating Marble Madness to completion doesn't help clear up these questions. You just get to input your initials and move along. But the poor marble has to go through the journey all over again no matter who the player is, which is horrible when you think about it. I know baseball players play a lot of baseball but it's nothing compared to the amount of rolling through mazes the marble has to take on. Poor Marble, no wonder it now has some form of psychosis.

#3 Posted by laserfrog (154 posts) -

@Swaboo: Ah nice find! I spent ages trying to source some clips for that costume but never managed to find any.

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@A_Pretty_Panda: you're an actual panda on here :o

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Having finished and thoroughly enjoying sleeping dogs for its mix of open world action and Hong Kong setting I got looking at the costumes I'd unlocked. I recognised a few of the more obvious ones, Jackie Chan's outfit in Rumble in the Bronx, Bruce Lee's yellow jumpsuit in Game of Death. But I didn't know much of the others, so after a bit of research and a lot of sourcing clips from films I created this.

As you can see there's quite a few in game outfits that are based on Hong Kong action films.

I did write a longer post showing all the outfits but I'm having trouble posting it for some reason also I've messed up the title, it really isn't my day today :( 

Some of the outfits!

Hog Pen Row
Kung Fu Hustle

Wei's Hog Pen Row outfit is based on a costume worn in Kung Fu Hustle (2004). The main character (Sing) wears it when he uncoveres his natural-born kung fu genius. This films is absolutely crazy, but well worth a watch just for its crazyness.

Manhattan Melee
Rumble in the Bronx

This is one I recognised straight away being a big Jackie Chan fan, Rumble in the Bronx (1995) is a classic and easily one of Jackie Chan's best films.

Bon Gak
Ong Bak 3

I couldn't actually find any footage of the Bon Gak outfit in Gon Bak 2 or 3 clips that I could get my hands on, but it does feature in the poster for 3. But if anyone can find me some clips that'd be great! 

Shen Zen
Fist of Fury

 Although I'm not much into Bruce Lee films it's hard to deny his impact on martial arts and martial art films. Shen Zen is a play on Chen Zehn, Bruce Lee's character in Fist of Fury (1971).



Game of Death

This is another one I recognised immediately, though I'd be surprised if everyone didn't. It has to be one of cinema's most iconic costumes, specially in a martial arts film. Game of Death (1978) is worth a watch for the costume alone!

              I can't get this one to play nice with the page so I'll just sloppily put it here. Anyways this is the Part Time Assassin outfit, which is in Full Time Killer (2001). I really like how this film is shot and has some nice editing to boot.

#6 Posted by laserfrog (154 posts) -

@TurboMan said:

Fudge, I missed the $5 wrestling iPPV, did anyone watch?

Yeah I watched, it was hilarious. Best $5 spent in a long time.

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There's a guy in his pants now!

#10 Posted by laserfrog (154 posts) -

I went in wanting to like this game, I really did. But encounter after encounter, dialogue after dialogue this game just makes me feel fucking depressed. And I wish it didn't, I don't even know what this game is.