• LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Microsoft Reportedly Close to Buying Mojang. on the Minecraft board

    Frankly, if I were being offered 2 billion dollars for Minecraft I'd take it. You could easily fund a new company with more talent and just continue to make more games. However, if the deal goes throu...

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Previously On: The Walking Dead - "No Going Back". on the The Walking Dead: Season Two board

    Even though the ending scene you get for killing Kenny and leaving Jane behind didn't have a lot of substance, I can't really accept any of the other endings being a good place for Clementine to end ...

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Bombin' the A.M. With Scoops and the Wolf: 09/05/2014. on the Gods Will Be Watching board

    I liked Gods Will Be Watching, but Alex has valid points about the puzzles, especially about the third puzzle. The third puzzle is not well explained up front, you have to talk to the doctor a bunch ...

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post PAX Prime 2014: The Giant Bomb Panel.

    I love this stupid website.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Bombin' the A.M. With Scoops and the Wolf: 08/25/2014.

    @alex I'd argue that your reviews over the years disprove your assertion that you don't play bad games. You could argue that you don't play bad games of your own free will, I guess.

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Worth Reading: 08/25/2014. on the General Discussion board

    @y2ken said:Cheers, Patrick! Keeping me amused for some time as ever.That Brock Lesnar tweet is golden.Now I'm left wondering if Patrick gets the real joke of that tweet, because holy shit that tweet...

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Metal Gear Scanlon - Part 02 (Premium).

    This is the most tense I've ever been watching a Giant Bomb video

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Who Will Win the Game Industry Rumble PAX 2014!?. on the PAX Prime 2014 board

    Only 6% for Samantha Kalman? FOOLS!Also, Alex isn't in the Royal Rumble, the winner of the Rumble challenges him for the belt. Now, the question of who goes home with the belt, that's definitely Alex...

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Bombin' the A.M. With Alexa Ray Corriea: 08/18/2014.

    @patrickklepek Dragon Age II isn't bad, you can just see everywhere that the game was rushed, and the story falls apart by the end. It's more that the game wasn't as good as the first one than it bein...

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Unprofessional Fridays: 08/15/14.

    I regret nothing.

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic MASSIVE CHALICE: Ryan Davis tribute Bloodline!. on the Massive Chalice board

    I feel like "Hey everyone it's Tuesday!" should be the battle cry, personally. I love the idea of Ryan yelling that as he charges into a fight.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Quick Look: Back to Bed.

    This is the first time I've really yelled at a Quick Look, mainly because if Alex had listened to Vinny he totally would have beaten that last puzzle!

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Previously On: The Walking Dead - "Amid the Ruins".

    I thought this episode was pretty good, but that probably has to do with the fact that I seemed to have picked all the choices the writers were writing based off of (cutting off the arm, taking the m...

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Worth Reading: 07/21/2014. on the General Discussion board

    I suppose the Burak Tezeteser article does illustrate that fact, considering that releasing a game that's broken at launch and has that same broken build sent to game reviewers isn't guaranteed succes...

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Worth Reading: 07/14/2014. on the General Discussion board

    Was the A.V. Club article acting like Conway was tricked into taking the shot by "elusive language?" Did he not understand the sequence at the truck just a few minutes ago where it's very nearly spell...

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Previously On: The Wolf Among Us - "Cry Wolf". on the The Wolf Among Us board

    @mrgtd: Damn it, you beat me to it.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Grim Fandango Update Also Coming to PC, Mac, Linux.

    The term "console exclusive" seems to refer to the fact that a game is coming to PC and only one of the consoles. Double Fine used that term in a backer e-mail for Massive Chalice after the Microsoft...

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Dark Souls Creator Now From Software's President. on the Hidetaka Miyazaki board

    Hopefully he'll bring some dignity to the day-to-day operations.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post ZeniMax Files Lawsuit Against Oculus.

    After reading through that whole thing, it sounds like Zenimax has some valid complaints specifically regarding contracts signed by Luckey and Carmack. While it is total shit that companies think they...

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Duder Geolocation Project. on the Off-Topic board

    @fobwashed: Portage, Michigan, USA