Guys, and Gals I need your help. What are the horizontal escalators called? You know the ones you see in the airport. 

Alright so i made a video for this weeks QOTW (Sandwich Fatality). I sent it in after the due date, like on Friday or something. So just incase you miss it. Here it is in all its glory. There are two versions. Same video just mashed with different music. 

Hey guys! So tonight i'm going to see Dane Cook. Yes, I ACTUALLY enjoy his comedy. When something becomes popular, why do people start to hate it? 

I made a really stupid facebook page devoted to the legendary Lady Gaga. The goal is to get 200,000 members to join the group on facebook. In two days, I managed to get around 50 members. 

Alright, so I come home from class and I guess I didn't make enough noise for him to notice that someone was coming inside. I open the door and I immediately notice the quick indications of guilt on his face and the signature "Quick Close of the Window Routine." He tried to pull up his pants but by the time all this happened I felt too awkward to get my notebook and just left and wrote this blog instead. I'll go back for it later once I'm done with this. So there ya have it. I didn't see anything to gross, thank god, but there were clear signs that he was draining the snake, beatin' the meat, pumping the gas, breading the butter, and Jerking the chain. There's a lot more but frankly I'm done talking about this. Later guys, and remember to think like macgyver the next time you spank your hand banana.