Lemon

Ok, so here is my beef with Twilight. I do not have a vagina. If I had a vagina, (and I secretly hope I do one day), then I would have achieved perhaps both a mental and physical orgasm. Mental in the sense that I would fall in love with Taylor Lautner's character when he takes his shirt off to wipe of a drop of blood, and physical when Taylor Lautner takes off his shirt. Essentially the movie can be synthesized to one 3 second clip. New Moon is all about the shirt-coming-off scene end of story! Now if I had a vagina, I would have care more deeply about the story. In fact, I probably would have at least known that there WAS a story to be told during those terrible two hours in the theatre. What I'm trying to say is that I feel that I feel that I am missing out on the Twilight experience all because I lack ovaries and the central governing core that is known as the vagina. We live in a sexist world folks. Men are just not well equipped for a film like this, nor do we have the needed estrogen levels to play Twilight themed board games. Just a thought.  
     
 
Note: Just incase you guys were wondering, yes I am on team Jacob. It was the shirt-coming-off scene that won me over.  
 
~Steve

Nope this is not what you thought it would be. Originally I was going to record and upload whatever crazy story that I could come up with and attach it to this blog. it wasn't even going to be 5 minutes long. In fact, it was going to be around two or three minutes just singing along side to Madonna's "What it feels like for a girl." So it wasn't even going to be a rap/hip-hop freestyle in the traditional sense. Instead I'll just bombard you with free form thought. Think of it as a 5 minute writing exercise that one does to relax their mind. In my case, however, I have but only one small issue. That is, the fact that there currently is no male equivalent to Lady Gaga. Well, Adam Lambert is kind of close but let's face it, he's a bit of a bitch. And I say that as a heartfelt compliment. Anyways, this issue has been bothering me ever since I first listened to Gaga's "Pokerface" while in the shitter. I don't normally say "Shitter." I only say it when I appropriately pronounced it with an English accent. Back on topic. So because there is currently no male equivalent to Lady Gaga, I feel a bit lost. There is nobody to fill that void. Nobody to present the male perspective on crucial social matters such as when one, "[Bluffs] with their muffin" (Pokerface, Lady Gaga). How can a man "Bluff" if he has not a "Muffin" to bluff with?  
 
Thus concludes the 5 minute written freestyle!  
 
Note: Yes I can whip out some improvisational freestyle lyrics off the top of my dome. I won't shit out any gold records soon but at least they always turn out somewhat funny. 
 
Further Note: I feel that a flamboyant hispanic male named, "Lado Gago" should be Lady Gaga's male equivalent.
 
~Steve

It was an awesome day. Going to Toys R Us with friends is always entertaining, especially if the the guy working the Game kiosk section is a complete douche. He bragged about how he gets yearly invitations to E3. Not to mention, he convinced daniel to not get Assassin's Creed 2 by saying, "That game is garbage." If you listen carefully he says this at around 3:17.  Also my friend Alex wins a Betty Boop plushy from a claw machine.  
  
    
Details for those interested in knowing about the context of certain segments of the video: 
 
00:00 : I mess around with props and my friend chelsea rips me a new one. I respond by calling her, "The bitch from the east."  
00:45 : We convince daniel not to buy Monsters Vs Aliens 
01:12 : Hannah Montana! 
01:19 : Rock Band, I confuse Selena Gomez for that Icarly bitch from Nickelodeon.
01:42 : Alex tries to convince us to get Uncharted 1 so that we get a richer understanding of the story in Uncharted 2.  
02:03 : Chelsea has trouble describing that she wants an FM tuner for her Ipod touch. 
02:18 : Jalapenis! 
02:30 : FM tuner is too expensive, Alex and Chelsea can't wait for Final Fantasy 13 versus, I make fun of the douche clerk that gets invited to E3   
02:51 : Alex tells us that he lost King of Fighters 12...  
03:17 : Douche clerk! 
03:27 :Wii Fit case so that others know that we have a  Wii Fit without actually having one. 
 
The rest is self explanatory. We get excited about the claw machine just outside the entrance of Toys R Us.  
 
Note: Don't ask about the Adam Lambert chapter segments... 
 
~Steve 

 
 
So we made our QOTW video last monday. Had to do it earlier than usual since midterms are kicking in pretty soon. We ended up with two versions. One is just an improvised dialogue between Daniel and I, the other is our main video.  I'm only posting our test video since we felt that it would have been somewhat of a waste if we didn't get to show it to you guys somehow. 
 
Note: This is not our submission for this weeks QOTW. It's just a little bonus that popped up while editing. The real submitted video is up there on my channel, but if you guys don't want to spoil it before Sunday, then just stay on this page.    
    
 
Other Note: I meant for the title of this blog to read, "Just to get your fingers wet," I guess a hilarious typo is always welcome. 
 
~Steve 

Guys, and Gals I need your help. What are the horizontal escalators called? You know the ones you see in the airport.