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Posted by Lies
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Posted by super_machine

You know Jack Thompson has been de-clawed.

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Posted by End_Boss
WHAT FU-!!?!!!

This will either be the best or worst thing to ever happen to video games.
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Posted by Arkthemaniac

Wow.

Is Rockstar trying too hard?
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Posted by Hamz
super_machine said:
"You know Jack Thompson has been de-clawed."
Thats true but there are still plenty of lawyers within the Florida Bar willingto take up his cause for him.
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Posted by Aurelito

"MALE" Frontal nudity? it's gonna make some sexual problems for gay community, not normal guys.
Also Thompson has been out of business for a time.

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Posted by Linkyshinks

It's high time we had full frontal cockage in games.

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Posted by Claude

I've seen plenty of  "R" rated movies with a penis appearence. The Piano: Harvey Keitel. Maybe, Lost and Damned is an art film wrapped in a video game.

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Posted by Dawglet

Wow... seems kind of unnecessary.

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Posted by Mercator

I can only hope its hilariously cut into every scene like in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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Posted by Arkthemaniac
Aurelito said:
""MALE" Frontal nudity? it's gonna make some sexual problems for gay community, not normal guys.
Also Thompson has been out of business for a time."
That was your 69th post, LULZ!
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Posted by SmugDarkLoser

You know, whatever, I don't care, but it has to be funny in the studio- everyone's working on their stuff and some guy is modeling a dick.  imagine the jokes the guys there make.

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Posted by ParrapatehRappa
Arkthemaniac said:
"Aurelito said:
""MALE" Frontal nudity? it's gonna make some sexual problems for gay community, not normal guys.
Also Thompson has been out of business for a time."
That was your 69th post, LULZ!"
Penis shmenis. As long as there's no men shitting in cups and eating it, I'm happy.
O.o
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Posted by AndrewGaspar

I have GTA4 for the PS3, so I don't have to worry about seeing penis! =D ... =(

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Posted by Lies

Yeah, I know Jack's been out of the game for a bit, but this is sure to stir up controversy, from some other source if not him. It's the first time we've ever really seen this in any videogame.

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Posted by Kohe321

No one cares what he says anyways, let him mumble his opinions to himself :p

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Posted by auspiciousqueue

Could it potentially give him a heart attack?

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Posted by brukaoru

Interesting, but being as this is DLC and not available via retail, wouldn't it have less restrictions?

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Posted by Bucketdeth

I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!"

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Posted by Bellum

Oh no, not a penis!

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Posted by tokyochicken

"It's the first time we've ever seen a fully realistic 3D penis, complete with pubic bush."

Best line said in a news article ever.
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Posted by Arkthemaniac
Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Pics plx.
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Posted by HandsomeDead
Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Half? More like 99%.
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Posted by ZeroCast

That ain't gonna go down will!

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Posted by auspiciousqueue

First off, who does a business deal in the nude? Second off, why does it have to be a disgusting dude? Third, it is actually laughable. My curiosity was just too much, I had to watch it.

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Posted by BiG_Weasel

That'll get the game a AO rating for sure, and no major retailer will carry it. I have a feeling it'll be cut (circumcision joke there for ya) before the game ships.  The last thing video games need is controversy for controversy's sake.

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Posted by tokyochicken
BiG_Weasel said:
"That'll get the game a AO rating for sure, and no major retailer will carry it. I have a feeling it'll be cut (circumcision joke there for ya) before the game ships.  The last thing video games need is controversy for controversy's sake.
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But its Rockstar what can you expect from them at this point? lOh rockstar you skamps
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Posted by Lies
BiG_Weasel said:
"That'll get the game a AO rating for sure, and no major retailer will carry it. I have a feeling it'll be cut (circumcision joke there for ya) before the game ships.  The last thing video games need is controversy for controversy's sake.
"
It got an ESRB rating of M. Also: it's a download, store won't be carrying it.
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Posted by Bucketdeth
HandsomeDead said:
"Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Half? More like 99%.
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You know what I meant silly goose, half = 99% : )
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Posted by Fr0Br0

This will be interesting. I wonder if it will cause a similar uproar as Hot Coffee. Personally I believe it shouldn't because it is just nudity, nothing sexual. Unlike Hot Coffee where you were in the act of sexing.

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Posted by BoG

Sold.

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Posted by albedos_shadow

I can never unsee that horrible lump of digital flesh. Thank you, Lies. Thank you.

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Posted by SmugDarkLoser

^ the big deal with hot coffee was the fact that it wasn't in the ESRB description. 

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Posted by Lies
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Posted by SmugDarkLoser
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Posted by V_Ben

hot coffee mark 2 confirmed :P
In all seriousness, this is being blown out of proportion. its just a penis.

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Posted by Claude

That was awesome, but it didn't move very much.

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Posted by BoG

Oh, that's just disgusting. It's less what it is then imagining what it is. It's merely a flesh colored tube, but when you think about it, it's just icky.

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Posted by HandsomeDead

Less than 20 seconds of poorly animated flaccid dick. Oh, think of the children!

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Posted by Bucketdeth
HandsomeDead said:
"Less than 20 seconds of poorly animated flaccid dick. Oh, think of the children!
"
This.
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Posted by Endogene

Ha finally a reason to create a legitimate penis page. Hmmm object or concept?

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Posted by End_Boss
Endogene said:
"Ha finally a reason to create a legitimate penis page. Hmmm object or concept?"
Concept, as there are peens both big and small.
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Posted by BoG

Endogene will do anything for the points.

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Posted by RHCPfan24

Haha. That is some move. Rockstar is always pushing the limits.

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Posted by Lies
BoG said:
"Endogene will do anything for the points."
Endogene is the top wiki editor for Rapelay
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Posted by Systech
auspiciousqueue said:
"Could it potentially give him a heart attack?"
It's probably what they're intending.
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Posted by thedez

That'll teach you for buying a game without looking at the rating, the back of the book, or the freakin title.

Just watch the 1up video.  The scene is not gratuitous in the least.

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Posted by BiG_Weasel

At least its not gratuitous in the way that "Walk Hard" had that naked scene, or *BLECH* "Borat"

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Posted by DoctorTran
Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Occasionally.
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