Dear Junes management:
Please install security cameras in your stores, particularly in the electronics section. I don't like the looks of those teenagers.

Sincerely,
Andrew

Every days great at your Ju-nes.

"Every days great at your Ju-nes."

Lol I heard they've been going inside TVs....wonder if that's true

ha ha  :)

Man, you old geezers are always trying to spoil our good times! Stop harshing our buzz, nark!

i have no idea whats goin on here! 

Theres this teddy bear that comes out of a plasma screen. Might need to get the IT guy to check that out.

"Theres this teddy bear that comes out of a plasma screen. Might need to get the IT guy to check that out."

I recommend they just sell TV no bigger than 19" ...that would be more effective.

Dearest Consumer,

Maybe you should get that new mascot checked out, too. He's hitting on all of the ladies.

Dear Junes,

Unfortunately for Junes customers, Yosuke IS the management...or, practically enough, anyway. :P

Also, you killed all the local businesses except gas, food, books, weapons, drugs, liquor and textiles

and when I try to go to half those places they just tell me there's no reason for me to be there right now. dicks.

Damn those teenagers!
Peeing their pants and all.

Dear Shadow Lords,