Unprofessional Fridays: 12/19/2014
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Dimensions recaptures enough of Geometry Wars' thrills to stand as the best new dual-joystick shooter in quite a while.
The little mushroom man finally gets his name on the marquee, and the result is a charming, unique, and puzzle-heavy adventure.
Nintendo's all-stars assemble once again, resulting in one of the best reasons to own a Wii U (and eight GameCube controllers).
Hot Pockets win. Fuck your Pizza Rolls.
It's "rife" with references, not "ripe" with them. Holy shit, words.
I was interested until that dumb fucking song started.
YEAH, SON, DROP A BOMB ON THEM BULLETS
Come on, man, how could you miss out on calling it "hackney-and-slash?"
Reference half-eaten bagel is a poor substitute for a reference pear.
Use your keyboard!
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