Answered my question in his Las Vegas "jarless" Jar Time!
Photobomb maestro and elite gamer when nobody is looking.
Colorblind. Cunt. Cawesome. His Galaga cabinet will be his undoing.
Floating head. My favorite quick look person.
Was probably Kingtern for a day and then made staff same day. Suffers from QuickLook "um"-itis but makes up for it with knowing his shit.
Breaks the news first, stealth edits later. Voice is starting to sound like Ryan's.
Dark Souls escape artist. Dog lover in the good way (there's no bad way, shut up).
Sarcastic caption professional. Has internet hate, doesn't give a what.
All you interns go here. Yes, even Kingterns.
Giantbomb should have had this option for a limited time. $300 or something. I would have bitten.