1. Jeff Gerstmann
Answered my question in his Las Vegas "jarless" Jar Time!
2. Brad Shoemaker
Photobomb maestro and elite gamer when nobody is looking.
3. Vinny Caravella
Colorblind. Cunt. Cawesome. His Galaga cabinet will be his undoing.
4. Ryan Davis
Floating head. My favorite quick look person.
5. Drew Scanlon
Was probably Kingtern for a day and then made staff same day. Suffers from QuickLook "um"-itis but makes up for it with knowing his shit.
6. Patrick Klepek
Breaks the news first, stealth edits later. Voice is starting to sound like Ryan's.
7. Matthew Rorie
Dark Souls escape artist. Dog lover in the good way (there's no bad way, shut up).
8. Alex Navarro
Sarcastic caption professional. Has internet hate, doesn't give a what.
9. Expendable NPC
All you interns go here. Yes, even Kingterns.
10. Lifetime Subscription
Giantbomb should have had this option for a limited time. $300 or something. I would have bitten.