So I've over at a friends house and there is about 9 of us. We all play WoW and have all played Oblivion.  So are just hanging out playing some Mario Kart 64 when we decide to order pizza. We get it ordered and sit for a while when I decide to play WoW on my buddies computer. Yes, it does inhibit my ability to have a social life.  When i go into his room i notice a hooded robe hanging in his closet i pull it out and it is a full length one piece robe. Complete with a slit in it for a dagger to be put. So i decide to have some fun with the pizza guy. I put on the robe, put the ceremonial dagger he just happened to have laying around on, and put the hood up so all you can see is my chin.  They see me and instantly have the same idea as i had.  so we turn off all the lights and wait for the coming of our dinner.  He arrives and walks to the door.  I open the door and walk out with my hands in my sleeves and my head down.  Never saying a word. As i hand him the money all my friends (I had no idea they were going to do this) start at the same time "What is the color of Night?"  It took all i had not to laugh. by this point the pizza guy look liked he wanted to get the hell out of there after seeing the dagger.  So i finish it off by saying, " The night mother thanks you"
He took the money and ran. the bastard. i didn't get change.  

That might be the best pizza story ever.

" That might be the best pizza story ever. "

" That might be the best pizza story ever. "

Haha, that's so awesome. Where's the guy with the camera when you need him! =[

You are the man for that.

Would have been hilarious if the pizza guy responded with "Sanguine, my brother".

Man, the Dark Brotherhood's WAY cooler now than it was back when I ran it.

" So I've over at a friends house and there is about 9 of us. We all play WoW and have all played Oblivion.

Was expecting this story to be lame, but was pleasantly surprised.

Made me hungry.

" @Dizzyhippos said:

" That might be the best pizza story ever. "

It IS the best pizza story ever. "

pretty cool story. i think it is the best story out there. 
 
a couple of times at my house when we ordered pizza my friend would start banging and screaming. kind of gay but still.

So where's the part where the SWAT team busted in through all entrances and shot beanbags and teargas grenades at you and your friends?

This actually IS a cool story, bro. Good first post.

If you had filmed that it would have been an easy 1 million Youtube hits.

noice!!!

" Would have been hilarious if the pizza guy responded with "Sanguine, my brother". "

Cool story bro. And I mean it!

Pepperoni pizza is the best.

I know. after he left we talked about if he had said "sanguine, my brother" we would have brought him in the house and let him half pizza for being that cool

Oh my god! That is one of funniest things I've ever heard of.

You better have been drunk.