I thought that chivalry had something to do with knights?
Well, whatever it is we're talking about, I think it's horrendously old fashioned. If I were to have treated any of my girlfriends "like a lady", they'd laugh at me and wonder what fucking world it is that I live in.
I will murder you. I will cut you into meaty little chunks. I will feed those chunks to the dogs, and then I will cut the dogs up. When the various woodland animals are finished digesting the remains of your remains, I will fertilise crops with what's left, and then I will cut those crops down. I will .....
Actually, I think I might need some more practice with this.