mandude's forum posts

#1 Posted by mandude (2666 posts) -

I thought that chivalry had something to do with knights?

Well, whatever it is we're talking about, I think it's horrendously old fashioned. If I were to have treated any of my girlfriends "like a lady", they'd laugh at me and wonder what fucking world it is that I live in.

#2 Posted by mandude (2666 posts) -

I will murder you. I will cut you into meaty little chunks. I will feed those chunks to the dogs, and then I will cut the dogs up. When the various woodland animals are finished digesting the remains of your remains, I will fertilise crops with what's left, and then I will cut those crops down. I will .....

Actually, I think I might need some more practice with this.

#3 Posted by mandude (2666 posts) -

I don't get the impression that Phil Fish is a bad guy, but he seems far too unstable to deal with the public, himself. He needs a spokesman, or at least someone who can coach him on how to deal with this properly.

#4 Posted by mandude (2666 posts) -

Also, this would mean that in the time that the PS4 went from 4GB of RAM on the development table to 8GB of RAM, Killzone: SF went from using 512MB for development to 5GB.

Seems sketchy to not make any sense whatsoever, to be sure.

#5 Edited by mandude (2666 posts) -

Closest a game has ever come to representing my hometown country was Folklore.

(which was crazy accurate, by the way)

#6 Edited by mandude (2666 posts) -

Changing all my passwords to "Fuck you, NSA" or something of the sort.

Though, I'll definitely consider not using US based sites where there are alternatives. GameBomb.ru here I come!

#7 Edited by mandude (2666 posts) -

I have run out of ways to describe my hatred for Dragon Age II. I really wish I knew what the designers were thinking. It almost seems unfathomable...

#8 Posted by mandude (2666 posts) -

I usually just let them blow all of their mana and die. I've long since accepted that it's about the only thing they can do with any sort of consistency.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help. When I searched the internet for advice, the best I got was to the effect of "grind until they're so powerful that it doesn't really matter".

#9 Posted by mandude (2666 posts) -

Comic sans was designed as an aliased font to be shipped with Windows 95, because at the time, Windows didn't support anti-aliased fonts.

Unfortunately, it did shortly afterwards and evidently the font didn't translate well. All we think of now are the oversized apertures, undersized eyes, the bad kerning and just terrible weighting altogether.

Or at least I do. If you don't think it looks bad, you have broken eyes.

#10 Edited by mandude (2666 posts) -

Should probably just disappear really.