Favorite Supporting Characters
Because I like making lists so much, here's a list of my favorite supporting characters. You know, those guys who stand by the main character's side, but aren't actually the main character. Or something like that.
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1. Adelbert Steiner
This guy, he's a pretty cool dude. He knows how to lower your defenses, regardless of what species of anything you are. Though I'm not really sure why he wears eyeliner. Final note, look at those shoes. What's going on there?
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2. Malik Caesar
Carot of kings, carve thine epitaph of doom! Malik is what makes Tales of Graces tolerable. Maybe more specifically, Jameison Price is who makes Malik and in turn Tales of Graces tolerable. It's that voice, man. It's undeniable. This guy is Garen as a wizard.
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3. Aku Aku
I have no idea what this dude says when you jump on his crates, but man can I respect what he does for Crash. Not dying for one hit is a nice upgrade. I guess it really would take an Elder Tiki Spirit to save Crash from the different horrible ways the guy could die.
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4. Globox
Why is this guy so lovable? This giant blue frog lookin' dude? I couldn't tell you, but he's pretty cool. Maybe it's because he totally slaps dudes in the face to turn them into bubbles. Maybe it's because he flaps his arms super fast to hover in the air like some sort of monstrous chicken. I couldn't tell you why he's lovable, but he is pretty great.
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5. Professor E. Gadd
Look at this marshmellow head lookin' motherfucker. If you're a ghost, you'd best watch your ass.
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6. Doug
We don't need guns, we just need fancy technology to get us through this horrible apocalypse. This dude is cool.
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7. Captain Qwark
You might be a scumbag, but you're pretty funny. What type of superhero actually flushed themselves to freedom to get out of captivity? What type of hero makes two better heroes do his work for him time and time again? What type of hero has extensively tested the Crotchetizer, painfully so? Captain Qwark, that's who.
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8. Diddy Kong
He's got a jetpack made of wood that he uses to fly around. That somehow seems like a really bad idea, but then again, this is monkey engineering, here. Also, he's got peanut popguns to bust a cap right inside your butthole. And he can play the guitar. This chimp is alright.
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9. Max
Speaking of smaller characters, Max is worthy of a spot here. He doesn't shut the hell up, and he's got an itchy trigger finger. Also he's really god awful at poker, but that's just because he's using telekinesis to look at hippos in Africa or something along that nature. Max, you're pure id incarnated into flesh form, just don't get near my face.
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10. Ralph
Giant werewolves? Fuck, man. That's it. Game over.
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11. Rodin
What I don't have in quality, I got in quantity!
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12. Dan Hibiki
Don't mess with Dan. With the release of SSIV: Arcade Edition, Dan is serious shit. Complete with Super Taunt. Let the Saikyo Arts live on!
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13. Demoman
I'm a grim, bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end. Sticky bombs OP. Don't go through that doorway, man. All you'll find is explosives and then death shortly after.
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14. Zimos
Saints Row: The Third, complete with auto-tune pimps. That golden mic is pretty much the best character prop ever. That's where the auto-tune magic happens.
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15. Veronica Santangelo
Any character that can assist you in combat by killing the enemy through explosive punches is worthy of this list. I don't think there's anything else to be said.
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16. King Dedede
Wark, wark, wark. This dude is a giant penguin man with a big ol' hammer. Playing as him in Kirby 64 and Brawl both felt great. As Meta Knight is to speed, King Dedede is to raw strength.
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17. Astaroth
It's hard to disagree with an axe that large. Or at least most of his character redesigns, which mostly remain to be pretty cool. He recently came out with his new hit single: "I just want to bury you."
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18. Auron
Probably the last cool side character in a Final Fantasy game. I don't even need both arms for this sword. In fact, I'm gonna let this other arm rest like it's in a cast. That's how confident I am that I can kick your ass. Hell, I'll even put these sunglasses on in this dark room. Alright, let's go.
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19. Deckard Cain
Ye shall be missed, wise elder. I hung for a little bit, and then I heard what you had to say. I am aware of how valuable this Horadric Cube is, and I totally know how to make the staff too. Dammit Cain, shut the hell up.
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